#toboe-talks

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That first month or so at the beginning of ME2 must have been hell for Shepard's hands and feet. With all that new skin trying to reform calluses and with little to no rest. It must have fucking sucked

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Random thought:

There should have been more species stripping and dancing in Afterlife.

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Do you think krogan have to use a hard, long handled scrub brushes to clean them selves? Also, when Tuchanka was still lush and green did they have algae problems like turtles?

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Love Mass Effect.

Love the crew.

But I swear to everything holy if one of these fuckin muppets walks into my line of sight the seccond I pull the trigger and have the audacity to be mad about it they're all going into the sun

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Does anyone else think the Virmire Survivor after becoming a Spectre gets the Faramir treatment?

They're forever living in Shepard's shadow. Every decision gets measured against what Shepard would've done.

"Shepard would've handled that better."

"If only we had Shepard here."

"Shepard would've found another way."

No matter what they do they never seem to get judged on their own merits. They're always being compared to the near mythical version of Shepard everyone has built up in their heads.

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My ME3 Fuckability Tier List

The things I put on the Internet

@wardencommandershepard thank you for tagging me in this. It was weird to go through everyone but kinda fun too xD

Link to the site

@ who ever wants to subject themselves to this glory xD

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I've had the audioclip of Joker saying "Message coming in patching it through" as my ringer for a text messaged for years. Everything I hear it in game it's so jarring.

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i like that u like different ships

if Ur shepard had to date a friends shep oc would it be

i remember seeing some with other sheps and your shep is pretty

Thank you! I like to think I've got an appreciation for all th different ships even if I don't get it except one...

Id go shep on shep with just about everyone's shep oc's. I love how everyone's shep is so different. Even when cannon bits overlap, it's always taken and intertwined differently ♡ im amazed with everyones creativity and innovation.

So I'd set my shep free to go smooching everyone, but im not about to just start drawing her other people's sheps without the creators blessing but at the same time I really don't care if someone where to take my shep and just goes and runs wild