#toby barnard

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percy: a notification! …oh. yeah, nothing from nora. of course there’s nothing from her.

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toby: hey, you ok? 

percy: it’s...god, i don’t know how to say it. i’m such a fucking asshole.

toby: percy, don’t beat yourself up -

percy: don’t - just listen, ok? i don’t think we should be together-together anymore. i don’t want to be dishonest to either of us.

toby: ...oh. uh...um. i-i can still be part of ursula’s life, right?

percy: yes, of course. we can...we can work something out, however you want.

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percy: good morning! i’ve got something to tell you.

toby: go on, shoot.

percy: turns out that all that trying worked! i’m, to put it succinctly, gregnant.

toby: wha-wait, really? holy shit, that’s fantastic!

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percy: you’re telling me you got into a slap fight with malcolm landgraab on neighborhood brawl day?

toby: yeah, it was wild.

percy: that’s so fucking hilarious. i wish i’d seen that!

toby: hah, i doubt it was that interesting. i mean, it was really just us waving our arms around at each other and occassionally connecting a palm to a face.

percy: still, though! …hey, this might be kind of direct, but would you wanna trade phone numbers? 

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