#tockblock

[timaeusturbulent-archive-blog]

I am not cute.

I am fucking vicious get the fuck out of here.

[timaeusturbulent-archive-blog]

Consider this me handing you your attention.

[testifiedchange]

Ahh..

[timaeusturbulent-archive-blog]

❤

AFFECTION MEME | ACCEPTING

(italicized for lowkey/possibly)

Affectionate; Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection

Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex

Dates;Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates

Would my character…

Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | NoConfess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No

[broccultist-blog]

hello again

Send me a HELLO and i'll answer...

If we kissed:

[ ] This wouldn’t happen.

[ ] Oh disgusting.

[ ] Again, again.

[ ] Kiss you back.

[x] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[ ] Slap/Push you away.

[ ] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.

[ ] I’m taken-

[ ] Sure.

[ ] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No.

[ ] Ew.

[ ] Sure.

[ ] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it.

[ ] No. You can’t handle my d.

[ ] FUCK YES.

[ ] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.

[condescendingconversational-blog]

Okay but are those likes on the gore me to Me!Me!Me! post offers.

[timaeusturbulent-archive-blog]

Pst, Dai.

[timaeusturbulent-archive-blog]

Dai, I would follow your porn blog, but there is honestly just too much vagina.