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Wallet Pix

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Okay, so Pinterest came through with this, and there’s so much of this amazingly cringy teen bop 80s magazine feature on The Outsiders I love.

“Now you can carry them with you- ALWAYS.” -cue serial killer music-

Secondly, I love the idea of some 14 year old cutting this out and carrying it around in her wallet. Bless.

Thirdly, Tom Howell, Rob Lowe, and Ralph Macchio’s photos clearly just are photos/promos from set, so solid.

But then it just devolves and I just imagine before print they started panicking, because then there’s just an EXTREMELY unflattering candid image of Matt Dillon on set, a better looking image of Tom Cruise but one where they clearly didn’t want to feature the snaggletooth or his terrible hair from the film so girls knew he was cute, and then just like, a shirtless picture of Patrick Swayze??? From what is clearly nothing to do with this project and looks like it's catered to some sort of adult magazine??? Calm down, TeenBop???

Then on the last line, I just like to imagine it’s right before print, they’re running out of spaces to fill on their cut-out template, they realize this and start losing their minds, and then they just go, “QUICK THROW IN TWO OF THE PREPPY DOUCHEBAGS WE AIN’T GOT TIME FOR THIS THAT NOBODY IN THEIR LIFE EVERY WANTED TO CARRY AROUND IN THEIR WALLET I’M SORRY BOYS”

And then Emilio Estevez’s agent just submitted his headshot and I love it.