stop the soliloquy i want to get off- tomokoii
Okay, so Nezumi was really tipsy. He’d had some really bad dreams about some shit that happened in his past, and then he got tricked into almost buying gay porn in public, and then he ended up sprinting away from a bunch of angry bees, and then he stole alcohol from a guy he knew, thinking maybe it’d piss him off. Against his plan, he drank all of it. So now he was desperately trying to get back to his apartment, in the black of night, without someone calling the police on him. Great.
One problem, though- as he was walking through a neighborhood on the way home, he saw the silhouette of a girl looking out her window, and thought it would be the dandiest idea to shout at her from two stories down.
“But soft!” he began, surprisingly articulate for a drunk guy, after walking out of the street to beneath the window. “What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief, that thou her maid art far more fair than she...”
He just kept soliloquizing.