Some of the #tomyfuturekids tweets are horrible.
#ToMyFutureKids 1.) You will play lacrosse 2.) You will have flow 3.) You will be a bro 4.) You will not interact with baseball players.
Really? What if they don't like lacrosse or one of the sweetest people they could meet, their soulmate or future best friend was a baseball player?
#ToMyFutureKids your gonna listen to country music and live out country songs. Living out hip hop songs gets you in jail or pregnant.
Right. Cause drinking your woes away is a good way to settle your problems and some country songs are about the person getting in trouble with the law. Besides, you shouldn't force a kid to listen or live out anything if they don't want to.
#ToMyFutureKids both your parents are athletes so in that case we'll be one big athletic family the end.
Well shit, whatcha gonna do when your child is handicapped? Or artistic? Or just plain All-American lazy?
#ToMyFutureKids you might as well come out of my womb with a glove on your hand. #SoftballProblems
No, just no. Not only is that a scary mental image, but no kid has to play a sport just because their parent likes it!
#ToMyFutureKids Please dont be ginger.
Then don't be a ginger parent or hook up with a ginger. And even if the kid is ginger, you better damn well love that kid because there are some amazing gingers in the world!
#ToMyFutureKids you WILL be a dancer, no question about it.
People like you... UGH. Don't force your kids into anything.
#ToMyFutureKids if you don't like Disney films then I am disowning you
Wait, wait, wait... It's possible not to like Disney films?