#tonixvito

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Vittorio 'being the next virgin mary' aka he gets knocked up in his car, Immaculata so obviously he had an immaculate conception and the baby is Jesus

Interestingly I don't really see Vittorio as having children not like the other Andrea characters

funny how minds work, i felt at least one necessary alternate canon au of toni knocking up vito prompt right fro the get go lol

when toni got baby crazy i sat right tf up (it unlocks being obsessed with vittorio, which i'm keen for lol), and a bear like fabi needs one as well

funnily the odd end of the stick would be not seeing a kid for claudio and vito-doesn't click as well, altho side note i could def see it for eumaeus/yemos 📝

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Vittorio growing up with his chest bound tightly so they're not used to being touched, and the littlest things set him off

Even his shirt rubbing against his chest made him wet until he gradually gets used to it. He could come from just a little groping

Pretty sure this is not how breasts work but we're not here for reality are we, we're here for Andrea tit deliciousness

u don't understand, i didn't type it , but i was defffffff thinking vittorio would ABSOLUTELY have sensitive n/ps, ESPECIALLY when he gets high idgaf, + i envision toni/fabione/the tailor/balor and crew etc. taking advantage of it 📝📝📝

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Rewatched Il Falsario

1) god how could I not see how much of a slutty babygirl Toni was flirting with every old man and pretty girl Sansiro needs to knock him up and lock it the fuck down

2) the lunch scene where Toni pays for everything and asks vittorio about his collar like he just wants to be an alpha provider so bad

3) iconic tailor mole

4) hmm

5) yeah your hard work of sucking dick

6) and baby I'm the worst at it

hd caps my beloved... (i can't hd cap netfl/x and can't get on hd copies alternatively, so i mean it)

1) you're finally seeing the merits of babygirl tendencies toni, this is how i win 📝 personally, that's why i luv babygirl alpha toni running hot and cold with other alpha attentions (old art guy, the tailor, balbo, even fabi), but can find it in him to go soft for vittorio and roll over for sansiro 📝

2) for all my luv for toni bending over for vittorio (and i do LUV it), i def go on fire for him wanting, even PANTING, to be the best alpha provider for vittorio, he'd be those guys that get off on vittorio spending his money he LOOOOOOOVED when vittorio dipped into funds to buy a car he was giggling and kicking his feet inside lmaooooo, that's his dream wife right there 📝📝📝

3)it's the fact that he has iconic bitable moles all over for ME

4) do I MAIN ship it, no, but i'll admit it makes logistic sense lol, like i'll easily concede toni gets angrily wet here

5) *toni breathing heavily* do you need more money??????

6)i know this movie was like ah see how similar vittorio/toni/tailor and how their lives weave and it's like yeah yeah now where's the deleted dubc/n scene of tailor ripping and cutting vittorio's robes off?????

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Also still pissed at Toni for saying tertium nor datum or whatever Vittorio said at the beginning of the movie. Was it Toni's big mouth getting him into trouble again or was he doing it on purpose and throwing vittorio under the bus? I think it must be a genuine accident because if the memoirs are gone then nothing's stopping Toni from getting killed

thinking back, based on real events or w/e, i think it was a copout to make the final vittorio moments based on like his 'greed' or w/e, when there was the real tangible danger on his life, i don't think being a priest would've made much a difference to the tailor, even knowing there are corrupt priests in high places, i think being affiliated with the toni business was already putting the noose on vittorio's neck, and it was the tailor AND toni putting that noose on. like at least there should've been some violence or tort/re to persuade vittorio AMONG the greed narrative at least. i know the narrative didn't make toni's actions clean or something, but it made a copout justification to give him some "high ground", and i think a stronger movie would've made him fck up and just screw over vittorio anyway. like for MY purposes i wouldn't do that, but i think the movie would've been killer if it went there.

more into the ask, i think it was a mix of toni's ego and thinking vittorio was under the radar that got toni's big mouth being careless or confident.

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Why does this look like he's holding a pregnancy test lmao

https://www.tumblr.com/prevarchive/810759865249202176?source=share

i'm sure there's a lens of finding vittorio's secret pregnancy test and so on but for me it's 'you let a big dcked omega cream in your v/rginp**sy ONE time ' lol

alternatively: sansiro saw an impregnable alpha so beautiful he LOCKED tf in 📝

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While my vpn is working, have my notes and draft of the confession booth trap fic which i did way too much research for:

Claudio in the booth start off strong with I'm having impure thoughts about a member of the clergy, list off dirty acts he fantasizes, then gradually getting more specific, pulling dark curls and holding cleft chin still so he can come on the priest's face and the glasses hiding his green eyes—then vittorio knows it's him

Vittorio bit back a weary sigh.

when Toni and Fabi—no. He was in the confession booth. Vittorio was not going to think about all three of them in bed; about the glint in Toni's eyes when he said it was almost Lent, and they should have one last tumble before Vittorio had to give up sex; or the goading rasp of Fabi's callused fingers against Vittorio's inner thigh.

Fuck.

And now he was swearing in church. What a horrible priest he was.

In for a penny, in for a pound. Vittorio took out the flask.

I have come, Father, to confess my sinful.

Here we go again. Vittorio reminded himself it was his duty to guide lost souls, and he was going to do the job he was not paid for.

No matter that it was always the same thing. The confessor coveted his neighbor's wife, or his brother's, or on one very eventful occasion, her new stepmother; not the done thing, et cetera, three to five hail marys and a donation of money or time.

Sinful thoughts about a member of the Church.

If Vittorio had been holding the flask he was not supposed to have, especially in the confession booth, it would have clattered to the floor.

This—ah— Vittorio cleared his throat. This is highly irregular.

Would you like to know who it is, Father?

He was not going to ask which member of the clergy. He would like to look the half dozen nuns in the eye thank you very much.

I don't think —

He torments me every day.

He ? Surely not. There were only three priests in the parish.

You torment yourself, child. The priest does nothing. Vittorio sounded too sharp. Bad memories of being called in and told he was distracting church-goers . It wasn't his fault people paid to his face than his homilies.

Claudio holding a gun and making Vittorio open the screen thing, and looming, etc. The effect of which was ruined by the sweat beading on his upper lip. Vittorio wanted to laugh hysterically at the situation he was in.

all this then tied with the sweaty upper lip oh mwuah mwuah MWUAH

stalker claudio let's fckin gooo brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

also def tremendously endeared for vignette with toni and fabi 💕