#fabixvito

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Vittorio 'being the next virgin mary' aka he gets knocked up in his car, Immaculata so obviously he had an immaculate conception and the baby is Jesus

Interestingly I don't really see Vittorio as having children not like the other Andrea characters

funny how minds work, i felt at least one necessary alternate canon au of toni knocking up vito prompt right fro the get go lol

when toni got baby crazy i sat right tf up (it unlocks being obsessed with vittorio, which i'm keen for lol), and a bear like fabi needs one as well

funnily the odd end of the stick would be not seeing a kid for claudio and vito-doesn't click as well, altho side note i could def see it for eumaeus/yemos 📝

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First vittorio got me looking up er*tic nun fanart, then actual Catholicism, then finally pubic hair grooming in the 70s

They had full bushes and porn mags competing to push the limits on what they publish, which was apparently the era of revealing more of the pubic area—and hair—than ever before

Anyway let's pretend making the kitty bald in 70s Italy is something done only in very niche, very select porn media, and by avant garde artist types, and Toni talked a baffled Vittorio into doing it. Toni and Fabi won't lie, they were weirded out at first, but the way Vittorio squirmed so cutely when feeling their facial hair on his bare skin sealed the deal

Claudio Giovanni is horrified and asked what the hell happened to Vittorio's pssy. What did Vittorio do to himself?

i'm always seeing everybody noting advantages to each, and claudio's actually just jealous he didn't get to participate in the er/tic art of slowly shaving vittorio 📝

like it's tempting ofc to make claudio big brained hairy kitty appreciator, but the er/tic ritual of the shaving seems extremely fitting to him

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Father Vittorio trying to hide his baby bump under his priest robes and causing a scandal

toni's prob enjoying it in his possessive adoration way, but i laugh bc i know toni and claudio SPECIFICALLY have a pregnancy k/nk, it jsut rings true to me📝

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this out of context 'priest gets double creamed' film energy i can appreciate more now

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