Warning: some cursed words
— Ok, Morty, today you gonna try to conquer your biggest fear! Izzie the dragon! —
— So you were the one who put up this poster behind me? —
— Yes! Cause's you already too old to be scared of something like Izzie. C'mon, I believe in you, my brave budgie! —
— Ugh... I'm Antonio Pokoly, the 34 years old criminal defense lawyer, one of the best Baltimore University of law students, I spend my hard-earned money for this shitty fursuit—
— As I said, the best way to conquer your fear — make your fear to be afraid of you! Look how scared she is!!! She's begging for mercy cause the sight of your mighty sword!—
— I'm pretty sure that doesn't work, Kelsey. He look even more scared of this shit then before.—
— Then tell what might work, smart ass! —
— Mortimor is cowardly and impressionable kid, and I think that's absolutely normal. What's the point of making him feel even worse, if—
— I just don't wanna my son to being such a coward and easy prey for all of his fuCKING LIFE !! —
— It's just a stupid pizzeria's mascot... I'm sure you used to have a lot of similar stupid fears when you were younger-
GOSH, THIS COSTUME IS SUCH A SHIT, MY HEAD IS ALREADY SWEAT UGH... —