#tonystharc

[armandyke]

afhdjbskjf the anons on your blog are calling me a Tony stan because my name is Tonystharc omf. my username is making fun of my lisp BC I can't fucking say the word stark, so he's Tonee Stharc

VALID

[armandyke]

Tru, but I feel like tumblr aces are a shitty version. Aces irl, you'd never know they're aces, unless you regularly talk about sex with people. Which, most people don't. Ok confirmed, Tony is a tumblr cishet ace

It’s like mcu tony vs comic tony askdhaksj

[armandyke]

Aces are the most low-key tho explain urself

Aces: insert themselves onto tumblr posts that aren’t about them

Tony: does the same thing but in every other aspect of life

[armandyke]

Also are we talking MCU Stork or comic Strink BC there's a difference and I am exclusively a comic Tacky lover

mcu stark I’ve never looked at a comic in my life

[armandyke]

asjfjka look I know you hate Teeny Steck but nobody heterosexual is that goddamn overdramatic, your chart is flawed

He’s a cishet ace

[armandyke]

shit u not tho I know a black-hispanic couple who named their kid Laddibugg and if that isn't the most horrific form of child abuse idk what is. They couldn't even just spell it normally.

I’m calling child protection services for that child

[armandyke]

like, I joke all the time about basic white names, even though I've probably met a POC with that name, so it's just a joke. But I think I'd keel over on the spot if I met a black girl named Jessica Makayla

god askjdahskj

[armandyke]

Jesus Kat. I come onto your blog and I never block tags ever, idk why so I'm just kinda blurring my entire field of vision our while scrolling down, looking for anything that doesn't say "infinity war spoilers"

ahdslkahdksj I’M SORRY