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[goddamnbarnes]

please don't make me regret just following you by drinking that whole fireball bottle plsss half is enough fjlkjgldfsdfg

Helo new friend i am ok i have been drinking since 1pm and it nis now 730pm so i am not ded yet i have drank way more before  but this is extremely fun so i think i should push teh limits of man and prove that woman can chug a lot of whiskey and be ok. i love you.

[anna-tariel]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY TWIN!🥳💕

Thank you, birthday twin!!!🥰❤

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TOO!🎂🎉🎈

[firebrands]

congrats on reaching 1,25k followers, nadine! seeing your writing on my dash makes me soooo happy

thank you, maria!!! 

favorite thing about your theme: your entire sidebar. that title font! the gif and how it goes with the line! aughfavorite thing about your mobile theme: A+ HEADER

favorite thing about your content: ahhhhh a good mix of mcu plus things i also enjoy?? like bon apetit and shitposts bahahahfavorite thing about your blog: i feel like we’re at a good venn diagram of content, so i always see new stuff from you if that makes sense!

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[rainbowryland]

hello addi! this is a reminder that you're an awesome friend, are a gift to those around you and that you should be proud of yourself

awwww maria <3 thank you so much for these kind words, i really needed them ;_; <3 i’m trying my best!!

[ineedpienow]

Don’t worry, I’ve got a plan!

Okay so I started writing this about a hundred years ago and I finally almost finished it. Thought it might be time to share this piece of idiotplot with the world!

Title: Don’t worry, I’ve got a plan!

Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Nick Fury

Pairings: Stony (?), Clintasha

Summary: The Avengers are “forced” to go on a holiday. Shenanigans and fuckery ensured!

Warnings: Idioplot

Teaser:

A black eye and a cut on the cheek decorated Tony’s face.

Bruce wasn’t physically hurt but during the fight the other guy came out to play as well, and that always drained all energy out of him.

Natasha had a sprained wrist, Clint a broken nose, and even Americas golden boy had a cut lip.

The only one who wasn’t hurt was Thor. In fact, he was in an annoyingly good mood.

“It was a mighty battle!” He exclaimed, smiling brightly. Tony rolled his eyes so hard, he was sure they would get stuck in his head.

They had been called to a mission over three days ago. All they were told at the time was that a group of previously unknown people were attacking New York with glue. Tony had been sure that he just misheard Fury, but as it turned out that was exactly what was going on. A group called “Masters of Evil” had developed a substance they called Adhesive X and until a couple of hours ago there was no known solution for it, so it stuck to everything it touched. The Masters of Evil, actual identities still unknown, covered the whole city in the stuff. There was extensive damage to buildings, the infrastructure and there even have been some casualties. Tony and Bruce had been working on a solution for Adhesive X, while the rest of the Avengers were working on helping the civilians and most importantly keep the Masters from doing anymore damage.

At the end they finally were able to develop a solution against Adhesive X, but the baddies escaped, not before giving them a good beating.

Now they were gathered around a big conference table in the Avengers Tower, Fury sitting at the head of the table, for the debriefing, which Tony wasn’t really listening to. What he wanted right now was a shower and a weeks’ worth of sleep, and not director Fury talking about how they just got beaten up. He was there, he knew what happened, thank you very much and good night.

Steve on the other hand, was taking notes, his frown so intense his eyebrows were almost touching. He was clearly upset that they weren’t able to catch the perpetrators. Not that everyone else was happy about it, but it upset Steve the most. Tony knew he regarded the two of them as the leaders of the Avengers and he also knew how much Steve got upset about failure. Mind you not the failure of others, but of himself.

Fury has been rambling on for what felt like hours and Tony was getting impatient. He shifted in his seat and sighed.

“Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Stark am I boring you?” Fury asked, narrowing his eyes, well eye, on him.

Tony massaged the bridge of his nose. “To be honest: Yes. We’ve been out there fighting for three days straight, Fury, and I get that there is a point to that debriefing, but seriously, all we need and want right now is a break.”

Steve was shooting him a disapproving look, but everyone else seemed to agree with Tony, for once. After a brief moment of silence Fury crossed his arms and nodded. “That’s why I’m gonna send you away for a week. Outside the city, outside the country.”

Tony was sure he must have a concussion, because that wasn’t something Fury would say. He usually threw a fit when they wanted just a couple of days off.

“What do you mean you’re going to send us away?” Steve sounded slightly suspicious.

Fury turned to look at the blond soldier. “You just got the crap beaten out of you Captain, you and your team need a breather.”

“We need to find the people who did this!” Steve protested.

“And SHIELD will do everything in our power to find them. And when we do, we need you to be at full strength. So, we are going to send you on a little holiday.”

Now it was Steve’s turn to cross his arms and sigh.

“Well, I for one would love a break.” Clint announced and Natasha and Bruce were nodding in agreement, all of them looking exhausted.

Even though Thor didn’t get hurt during the battle, he still wasn’t going to say no to a vacation. He would love to see more of Midgard.

“Fine!” Steve got up, pushing his chair back and stormed out of the conference room.

The others watched him leave, a little surprised about the outburst. Nat raised an eyebrow at Tony, who got up as well. “On it.”

But before he went to check up on Steve, he went up to his rooms to take a shower and put on a set of new cloths. He smelled gross and felt even grosser. He told J.A.R.V.I.S to start the shower and took of his sweat and blood-soaked cloths and took a look at himself in the mirror. There were already bruises forming all over his body, scratches lining his arms and of course there was his now disfigured face. God only knew what he would look like without his suit.

Stepping into the shower, Tony closed his eyes and let out an almost pornographic moan when the hot water hit his sensitive skin. He could already feel his tense muscles relaxing a little. He clearly wasn’t made for this whole fighting business. He was an engineer, a mechanic and not a soldier. Yet he knew that he wouldn’t be able to go back to a life where he wasn’t Iron Man, where he wasn’t part of the Avengers, trying to make this world just a little safer.

But he could definitely do without the injuries.  

After almost scrubbing his skin raw under the shower, Tony got changed into a pair of grey sweats and an old AC/DC shirt.

He knew exactly where he could find Steve, even without asking J.A.R.V.I.S.

Five minutes later Tony entered the gym, empty apart from a very angry looking super-soldier. Steve was at the bench press, lifting the weights into the air. He was still wearing his Captain America uniform.

Tony made sure to make a lot of noise when he walked in, so he wouldn’t startle Steve. Not that that was even possible, but still. He crossed his arms and leaned against a pillar near the bench press, watching Steve.

Steve’s moist hair was clinging to his forehead, his entire body tense, his face scrunched up, eyes hard. Tony couldn’t remember the last time he’d seen his Captain like that. His Captain? He meant THE Captain! Shaking his head ever so slightly, Tony focused once more on the man in front of him, trying his best not to stare too obviously at Steve’s bulging biceps.

It took about five more minutes until Steve finally put the weights away and sat up, facing Tony. “What?”

He raised an eyebrow at the soldier, his arms still crossed.

Steve sighed and ran his hand over his face. “Yeah, yeah, I know I shouldn’t just have stormed out like that but come on! We don’t need a holiday, we need to find those Masters of Evil and bring them to justice!”

Tony’s eyebrow rose higher.

“Okay maybe the team needs a little rest, but I am good to go. It’s not like I could relax anyways.”

Steve got up from the bench a little wobbly on his feet.

Tony pursed his lips, trying not to grin.

“Okay fine. I’ll come with you on holiday.”

Tony uncrossed his arms and patted Steve on the back, the grin finally breaking through. “Good talk, Cap.”

The next day they were ready to leave.

[wandasmaximofffs]

📝, 💕 & 📻 for the ask game :)

hi Maria! Thank you so much for the ask ❤️😊

📝 Fave quote: 

- I really like “The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire” it was my senior quote :)

💕 Your two top fave fictional characters:

- only two????!!!! well fart. I have like 15ish precious cinnamon rolls. But I guess right now I would say my top two right now are 

- 1) Vanya Hargreeves (TUA)- the love of my lifeee

-2) Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)- she was the first character that I felt a real connection too/felt represented.

📻 Fave song currently:

- Bad Liar by Selena Gomez

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[firebrands]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! hope you have a great one! :)

thank you, maria!!! 💕

[indiianajones]

🦁+💔+🍿 for the marvel ask thingy!

🦁: which character do you think is the bravest?

A. Peter Parker (is kid fighting for what’s right whether or not he has backup) B. Steve Rogers (faced an entire army solo) C. Tony Stark (willingly died to save all of humanity, multiple times) D. Natasha Romanoff (also sacrificed herself for everyone/revealed her past which takes courage)

💔: what relationship deserved better?

Honestly, any relationship/friendship with Steve. Bucky and Steve should have gotten more time. Sharon and Steve would have been a kickass 21st century couple. Tony and Steve...we should have seen more of them being reconciled after civil war (or ya know just fuck civil war altogether). A lot of good relationships got screwed over. Where were our domestic avengers????

🍿: which character has the best movies overall?

I feel like mcu’s Spider-Man was 2/2 (or 5/5 depending on how you look at it)

thanks for the asks love!!

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