#too many oreos

[noisedragon]

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[alalwayswrites]

Gluttony

An unsettling feeling sets in,

a tumult of nausea and

illness blankets my thoughts.

I have filled myself with

chocolate decadence,

glutted myself with

cups of tea.

I get up,

to get more?

Sweet velvet

with a crunch of salt

gilds my mind.

Or perhaps another

cup, to sooth the budding

anxiety. The thought of

liquid makes my stomach turn,

and food makes my tongue burn.

I get up, and I am no better.

I turn to my kitchen,

this is not right.

Then

It dawns

I HAVE TO PEE!!!

[never-not-ever]

Crossing my fingers one of the hundreds of people (more like 4 lmao) I contacted about DBT therapy gives me good news. Yes we accept your insurance, yes I am taking new clients, yes I can see you on Wednesdays!!!! PLEASEEEEEEE🙏🏻

[lesbianunicorn]

Hey! Speaakkk to meeeee :D What are you guys doinggggg????

[paigelifts]

Can excess calories from periods be eliminated or what

[wewhomatterwontmind]

Of course it is oreo day on tumblr. I don't find it funny, life. Stop. 

[maidenline]

I just ate an entire sleeve and a half of Oreos. I seriously have a problem. I really want to change my lifestyle, but these damn Oreos keep getting in the way. Why is Nabisco so intent on ruining my life??

[awesomephd]

but no guys I feel like I'm broken or something

cause the Dragon bought 6 FREAKIN BOXES OF OREOS AND A BUNCH OF POPSICLES AND ICE CREAM AND MEAT AND I DON'T WANT TO EAT ANY OF IT CAUSE THEN I FEEL FAT BUT I'M A HUNGRY TEENAGER AND THERE'S FUCKING 3 DIFFERENT TYPES OF POPSICLES, 2 THINGS OF ICE CREAM AND 6 BOXES OF OREOS

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH MY SURPLUS OF OREOS