#tooferspurlock

[occupypawnee-blog]

X, R, Q.

x: xfinitytv.comcast.net/tv/New-Girl/143114/full-episodes (I've only used my xfinity online thing to watch new girl)

r: reader.google.com

q: quinni.tumblr.com

[thisissirius]

tooferspurlock replied to your post: des8pudels8kern replied to your post: ugh i want...

DUCK MARK WRITE HIM

NGL, I ALMOST HAVE? i just need to put it all together lol. animal transformation is like my weakness.

[occupypawnee-blog]

I slept through all of my classes today and I have a group project due Thursday that I haven't gotten around to doing!

In high school we had summer reading assignments and the essay was due the day we started school. Well, I being the procrastinator that I am, put off reading the book until the day before school started so in 24 hours I read/skimmed a book and wrote a coherent enough essay to get a B+. 

It was some of my finer work, really. 

[bonjourclarice]

how are you the most adorable thing no really tell me your secrets ~anon

first of all, NO SHUT UP THANK YOU OMG

secondly, here you go these are the secrets to my way of life:

drink coffee

so much coffee

basic makeup

hair dryer and rounded brush

wear clothes that make you feel good about yourself and more confident

like if you see something in the store and you think "that's so cute" BUY IT

don't be like "i couldn't pull that off" because YES YOU COULD YOU ARE ADORABLE, REMEMBER??

but probably try it on first

because it sucks when there's a thing in your closet that you never wear and you're like "ugh give me my $20 back maybe i could barter for coffee with this unworn skirt"

be nice to people

unless they are a jerk in which case they can suck a million

drink all the coffee