#tooth tag

[wishi-selfships]

In my head, Gabi is friends with all my mutual's csm ocs.... harumi.... ren..... hector ("but friteyard isn't your mutual?" we are on tiktok #trustme)... ESPECIALLY takara hayakawa (they're a little #homosexual)

[documentingunreality]

THIS IS HOW I WANT YOU

manywinged on tumblr / destroy boys - beg for the torture / mitski - i'm your man / baitmeat on tumblr - love me / nicolai fechin - slaughter / professor-pants on tumblr / silas denver melvin - on the romance of cannibalism / manywinged on tumblr / stickers

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

Happy birthday!

Also I was just rewatching the TSS videos and I've discovered that your profilename is not random, it's actually something Thomas said at some point, only in my head you were the original now so

Oops

-🦷

alskdjlakjds yeah every few months someone rewatches the valentine ep and realizes that my tumblr url, title, and ao3 psued are all from the cold open

but also i am the original flower gay, thomas totally stole my look /j

[tulipanthousa]

How about *all* of the numbers?

3, please!

-🦷

3 had the next most so lets do them next!

for reference, this one is loosely based on the common side-blotched lizard

There are two types of males (alpha/beta) and two types of females (beta/omega) and then one hermaphrodite sex thats socially considered male/men (omega males)

Alpha Males - high sex drive, larger size, tend towards having large packs. this ones not along tradition a/b/o dynamic lines, in that alphas are generally considered pretty dim/"thinking with the wrong head." they mostly work physical jobs like construction or trades like plumbing or crafting, and are usually pretty anti-social to anyone not in their pack.

Beta men and women are typically monogamous or polyfidelitous, but still live in packs, which are often made up of multiple beta/beta couples. most people in this verse (probably 60-70%) are betas.

Omega "Males" – hermaphrodites, so they can sire or bear children. very little sexual dimorphism with omega women, most omega men can pass as men or women. VERY looked down on - current science (subject to bias just as our science is) theorizes that omega males resemble women so they can sneak into packs and father children on the sly. less shitty scientists point out that its just good sense to have a sex that can reproduce with any other, from an evolutionary standpoint - more options to pass on your genes! in the past 30 years or so theres been a movement for it to become more mainstream and accepted for them to identify as nonbinary instead of the societal stereotype of being a "failed" man.

omega women are as mentioned above, indistinguishable from omega men except for the genital situation. both types of omegas generally have multiple births (2-3 usually, rarely more - a single birth is noticably odd) and are more territorial than betas.

Most Common Pack Set Ups

Alpha male with many betas

a large group of betas in monogamous pairs or polyfidelitous polycules that share communal home and childrearing

a group of omegas who live together but may or may not be involved with each other (these are sometimes called pseudo-packs or "survival packs," because it's difficult to afford to live without a pack)

less common pack set ups can include just about anything you can imagine but these are the ones people typically make assumptions to

stereotypes say that Alphas prefer betas and betas prefer other betas because omegas are sneaky, histrionic, and underhanded.

[wishi-selfships]

✨, 🫏, and 📷 for the ask game :3?

Hiiii wife <33 ✨ was already asked and answered, so I'll be focusing on the last two <3333

🫏 What are the silliest three facts you can share about your S/I?

1. Gabi is a huge Sonic fan! The franchise isn’t as big as it is today, but she’s become obsessed with that fast blue dude.

2. Gabi’s flyaway can wag! It can do more than just wag to be honest, but I think it being able to wag is more cute to mention 

3.  Less of Gabi directly but it’s a Swihi fact — Swihi can purr! There’s no logical explanation for it other than I thought it was something fun and silly to give her ^-^!!

📷 What are some images that sum up your S/I’s aesthetic?

I had already answered this question for Gabi, sooo.... Here's some images from Swihi's pinterest board ^^

she's so fucking freaky bru

[documentingunreality]

the implications of the m&ms mascots do fascinate me. of course, they carry a semi-human form to more easily communicate to the audience....but is that all? doesn't it feel strange, to give things faces and limbs so crudely like our own, but still have them be at the center that which we only desire to mindlessly eat? or is that what everyone wants? is this just an acceptable way of manifesting this deep desire to sink our teeth into what is closest in form to ourselves?

...don't you fucking hate them?? aren't they annoying?? aren't they greedy?? aren't they everywhere?? DON'T YOU WANT TO CRUSH THEM??

there's so much controversy over the sexualization of the female m&ms. i do think it is funny. i do think it is telling: desire anywhere and everywhere we touch.

nobody here is normal. which color did you start with first when you sorted them?

[documentingunreality]

[documentingunreality]

written for goretober 2023 day 4- cannibalism. dedicated to @xandirt and @sootings-fag <3

Polite society dictates that we can’t say anything. I think you’re pointless when you propose to me as if we were just talking, as if it will be morning again tomorrow and I will almost scratch my eyes out and run to your side, as if I have managed to train myself to loyalty.

There are disconcerting things about seeing you from different angles. Sometimes I don’t know what I see, and sometimes I am almost brought to tears.

I think you’re hopeless when your eyes are sunken in. When, for some reason, you think that I am who you should seek out.

As if you could only look at me. They trained you to not speak until spoken to. They could never figure out how to wrap their hands around my mouth, for better or worse.

I have only ever been good as an attack dog. I’ve realized you like that. Your mouth has gone dry ever since you were saved from a cage, and I see an opportunity. This sets the stage.

I don’t think I could go all the way. Most of the time the victim is kept in a fridge, or a bathtub, or both. I would never force you to shower, and I’m terrible at remembering to cook. There’s the image, of course, of me on the floor eating delivery pizza with your frozen jello eyes watching me. If I could stomach the absurdity. (Will you praise me for doing my research?)

I’d still take pictures. Make fun of me for that. I’d publish a novel. Call me a fucking sell-out. It would be a masturbatory cry for help, a call for us to finally be seen, a conjoined feral entity the world can no longer look away from. Thank you for trusting me. You don’t have a choice anymore.

But in the moment, I will do as you ask, and we don’t have to think about any of that. I will lunge at you without thinking, with all the anger I have ever held in my teeth, killing the both of us to spite all the people who wanted to do it first. If I ever falter, please shove me deeper into your layers of flesh and fat and muscle and blood vessels. If I don’t like the taste, you have to make me choke it down. Force the chewy parts and the slippery parts down my throat, make me almost suffocate trying to not cough it back up. I hate the taste of blood. I will grow to like it. Once you pass out I will hack chunks off your limbs with a clumsy paring knife, try to sauté them in red wine, end up just burning the both of us. I will laugh. In my organs, you laugh with me, tell me that’s sweet, kiss my hair. They will come for me in the morning. I will never be more awake.