Feb 10, 2015
Doh! Too much Tootski.
Only in Michigan can you hear a story about a man named Royal Norton going to Jail to bail out a friend and getting booked himself.
Royal went down to the local Jail to post the $300 bail for his buddy's DUI -- with straight cash homey. Only problem was, Royal also pulled out a little tootski with his hundred dolla bills.
When the officers asked him what that was... he replied, "Garbage." Until they confiscated it and found out it was Co-Caine.
Good going Royal, there's always next time...