#top mum

[furansims]

[switchbladexsmiles]

you know it's going to be a good day when your mum comes in with a cup of tea for you

[fuckinggetfitmate]

My mum: when you lose more weight you should buy a really tight dress and go to parties. Wait what.

[trippy-troll]

My mum just told me I look like a potato

[immaculateabortion]

My childhood.

[foreverjudgingyouu]

I remember when I was a kid my mum told me to always take the half that said "best" on "best friend" necklaces, cuz you never know.

[controversialhuman-blog]

[asdfghjklf-ck]

Welp.

His mum: Alrigh' ? You gonna take care of him next week?

Me: pardon?

His mum: didn't he tell you that I'm going on holiday for a week?

Me: ohhh yeah, Have fun btw!

His mum: cool, take care of him for me okay?

Me: okay -smiles-

Him: The whole week. Everyday.

Me: -facepalm- No. Lol