#top tip

[dominant-professor]

[turquoisewaves07]

remember to give people grace, including yourself 🌞

[lamarchesacasati]

Credit: Alamy

The secret life of Venice

Favourite spot

Home - the Palazzo Papadopoli. We have always lived here, since we were born. We live on the top floor, and the rest of the palace is now the Aman hotel.

We'd rather not tell you about...

...Trattoria Antiche Carampane, which serves the absolute best granseola tagliolini (spider-crab pasta).

Top tip

Naranzaria, a tiny osteria next to the Rialto bridge, is a brilliant stop for an Aperol Spritz

Best buys

Our father's [Count Giberto's] handmade Murano glasses. Or our slippers, of course...(x)

[hawk-in-a-jazzy-hat]

Writing Long-Form Trauma is Wild

Are you Trauma-Master A)

Quite blatantly and deliberately pull the worst and most uncomfortably foreshadowed outcome you possibly could and confirm everybody’s worst fears

Or Are You Trauma-Master B)

Quite blatantly and deliberately screw with everybody’s expectations and pull a twist most evil to the degree that nobody will ever trust you to write nice things ever again

[heres-something-lovely]

Everything is horrible, here's a lovely top tip

[chronologiical]

sparkls is the jam to my bread 🥖

[somecunttookmyurl]

"you don't eat ingredients" but..... fruit? berries? delicious fresh tomatoes? (I say, but I Hate tomatoes lmao)

just eat an apple my friend, it has a flavour I promise

honestly such a bizarre way to say you’ve never eaten a piece of fruit in your life, or snacked on a carrot. like... 3 posts after coming in swinging widlly about how we should eat things from the ground.