#tophatsandfedoras

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tophatsandfedoras replied to your post “would someone be so kind as to direct me to the personal blog of john...”

http://www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk/ There you go!

thankkkkssss. idek why i didnt just look it up

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Thank you <3

[froggyphevoli]

Jess and I Had a Pun War

Jess: ...Left there staring at the screen and wondering if it *would* be canon if a certain someone hadn't lost his head.

Me: I guess it was just hard for him to... get AHEAD in his love life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'll see myself out.

Jess: Might have gone better for him if he had a good head on his shoulders. Like, one that would stay attached. C'mon, how many puns can we make, go go go!

Me: It's too bad that ship never became canon. I bet he would have really liked someone to... GIVE HIM HEAD.

Jess: Omg. Actually, I think he preferred giving head to other people what with his head being in someone else's mouth. (Eh.)

Me: Your puns are getting weak, Jess. Maybe you should quit... WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.

Jess: At least mine are new. You already used that one. Really, your head would fall right off if it wasn't attached.

Me: You know, you're HEADING down a dangerous path challenging me like this.

Jess: I'm not concerned, your HEADING's way off and we all know you're going to end up crying in the wilderness, alone with your subpar puns.

Me: Is that all you got? Really Jess, at this rate you're going to end up being HEAD of the Worst Puns Ever Club.

Jess: Please, that spot's reserved for you, and your failure is going to make HEADLINES.

Me: Oh please, your invitation to join is already in the mail. They sent it straight from their HEADQUARTERS.

Jess: Yours too. Don't let it go to your HEAD.

Me: Oh, it's too late for that. I am slaughtering you. By the end of this, I will have your HEAD ON A PLATE.

Jess: You wish! When I'm finished with you you'll be worse than nothing, and that's not just my HEADCANON. That's fact.

Me: Oh please, you wouldn't stand a chance against me even if I called tails in a TWO-HEADED COIN FLIP.

Jess: The only reason you'd think that is because you're THICK HEADED.

Me: Are you sure you can continue with this? You sound ill... Better go take some HEAD-ICINE.

Jess: Oh I'm more than fine, it's my puns that are so ill they'll make you sick, make you puke all over yourself and give you the HEADACHE to end all HEADACHES. Hangovers got nothing on me.

Me: I know you think you're really hitting the NAIL ON THE HEAD here, but by the time this is over, you're going to be CHILLING in Sherlock's FRIDGE.

Jess: You're embarrassing yourself. I already knew I was cooler than the Iceman. Best be careful there, you're driving without a HEADREST and you know I'm going to be the pain in your neck.

Me: Oh, you're a pain in my neck all right, but only because your puns are lamer and more offensive than the Apache Tracker's HEADDRESS.

Jess: Let's be honest here, all puns are objectively lame and offensive to all five sense, but somehow yours are so terrible they could give a Vogon a HEADRUSH,

Me: You wish! Your puns are as tasteless as a HEAD of lettuce.

Sadly, that last text of mine did not go through (twice), so we talked over Tumblr for a little bit, and then she went to bed. Normally I would accept her turning in for the night as a form of surrender, but this was really fun, so...

TO BE CONTINUED.

[froggyphevoli]

I have a tall one, a short one, and one that goes ding.

My roommate, showing me some of her house decorations in Animal Crossing

[froggyphevoli]

Loki, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Tony Stark. :)

This is an easy one.

Fuck: Loki, because he’s sexy, but probably not good for a stable relationship.

Marry: Benedict, because he’s sexy, and probably great for a stable relationship.

Get drunk with: Tony, because I’m not that sexually attracted to him and he’d be really annoying in a relationship, but I fucking love him and think he’d make a great drinking buddy.

…Wait, did you mean for this to be a trick question because Tony’s an alcoholic? Am I a bad person for choosing to drink with him? :|

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mistressmorsmordre, only-the-mad-ones82, tophatsandfedoras, I just want to thank you for your kind words, they brought tears to my eyes, and were just the thing i needed to read and i dont know what else to say to you guys you are all great and wonderful people and deserve all the best that life and the world has to offer. thank you. like really THANK YOU.

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tophatsandfedoras replied to your post: fun fact: I keep forgetting that today is my...

Happy Birthday! :D

thank you!!!

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Oh boy! I have followers! I'm so popular! :D