#pun war

[talesfromtreatment]

Vet: okay, I don't see any fractures but this toes are very swollen

Me: maybe he stepped in a bee

Punny coworker: I think he stepped in an A. It's pointier.

Vet: well, I guess we will *see*

Punny coworker: hopefully we find what *de* problem is

Vet: we can always send the rads *ee*-lectronically

Punny coworker:.... eff you *laughing*

Vet: well, gee, that was rude!

[waytoomanyinterests]

Alya: Isn’t it an a-meow-zing day?

Rose: It’s paw-sitively clawsome!

Nino: A purr-fect one I’d say

(puns continues being thrown around, Adrien so far in the lead)

Alya: Come on Mari, join us!

Marinette: I hate to rain cats and dogs on your parade, but this kind of bugs me and I don’t feel very spit-spot today. Purr-haps I would feel more paw-sitive about it if I wasn’t sleep-deprived, but purr-obadly not.

Class: *gapes*

Adrien: *hearts for pupils* I love you

[vex-bittys]

To the little Corny that made the cheese joke: I'm so proud of you! That was such a good joke, my heart !melted!

* “melt wike gwilled cheese!” agrees the small punny Corny hatchling. He’s a miniature Corny and a bit small for his toddler-hatchling age, but he loves to listen to the adult Cornies’ puns. He is very proud of himself and blushes at all of the praise and attention.

The Competition

* “i winned?” The little Corny hatchling is taken aback by this development. The other Cornies slither over, cheering and congratulating him, declaring him to be the Corny Joke Pun-dit. Once the cheering has died down, they wait for the little Corny to make another joke to celebrate his victory.

*The Corny hatchling squints, concentrating hard, gathering his innate Corny pun energy. After a moment, he says:

“da shovel was a gwound bweaking invenshun!”

[unknownmorsel]

It would cost you exactly $0 to stop and yet you just kept going.

[kezibun]

Pun war round 2!

@yeehowdy-2-point-0 @pureangleda

Rus: Oh no, you've cat to be kitten me.

Red: This is gonna be a catastrophe.

Stretch: Whale here we go anyway.

Sans: Do you guys have the koala-fications to be chimpions.

Stretch: I don't know, how bout you let minnow how I'm doin?

Rus: If I'm being honest your puns are boaring, i find them unbearable.

Sans: Don't worry he's lion, your jokes are the sealiest I've heard, they really quack me up.

Red: Oh but if he's being mean on porpoise then he better get otter here.

Rus: alpaca my bags then.

Stretch: I don't like your cattitude.

Sans: Come on now I think we need to calm down, have a pup of tea and be more pawsitive to each other.

Red: Wren would that ever happen.

[wheredidyamileavemenow]

The puns were flying today after last night’s post. 

[kaanagen]

Pun war - part 1 ?

[flavoracle]

Hi Dave, other Dave here. I just wanna give a friendly reminder that I desperately want to make goofy magic card puns a thing. You are both a master of magic and puns, this clearly needs to be a thing you do.

Did we learn nothing from the terrible Pun War of 2015?! 

I’m not proud of how overzealous I was with puns back then, and I will not forget the innocent people I hurt, nor painful lesson that came from it. 

All things in moderation, puns included.