Oct 31, 2018
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What do gerbils hear when they smell your name? Even the most robust ecosystems wither away when confronted with the noxious mist of my convalescent spittle. Zoom in on the hashtag #. Goats and tortoises don't want to wear pantyhose, but they sure like to talk about it. TFW children dressed as cherubs holding banners and playing trumpets are lowered on ropes just to announce bae's next shared meme on the internet. How many trout ghost circumcisions does it take to get to the center of that one matador's pancreas for whom the bell tolls? This Grilled Cheese Marionette Show better end soon because it's time to close your eyes and taste with your nose with your tongue. This is the liquefaction of light emission from a star. God bless you. Fun fact: whispering a detailed description of your most recent bowel movement makes you look beautiful from 74.4 feet away. I still have that strange feeling of unsevered limbs and a possibly unsliced nose and the distinct suspicion that my genitalia have not been surreptitiously removed. Why are unicorns always french kissing me? Because my saliva reduces their muscle mass temporarily, allowing them to slither thru air ducts. Everyone really is out to get you except not quite everyone, really only me and I don't have the time to go out and get you. 2041 AD: The elk started excreting Pepto Bismol all over my furniture before I had even finished downloading it. This is what has been happening near the tulips. Now do you understand?