#torque doesn't get it

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Carol: That's a nice ass shirt!

Torque: I appreciate the sentiment, but they're pants, not an "ass shirt."

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Torque, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs."

Torque:

Torque: At what??

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Torque: Carol told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it, girl." So I'm going to go get it, girl.

Lilac: Get what?

Torque: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.

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Carol: Question: do we have any gun-swords? I watch a lot of anime, and trust me, we're gonna need some gun-swords.

Torque: What's an anime?

Carol: We have much to discuss.

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Torque: I've never been in a snowball fight. I don't even know the rules. Is there a point system, or is it... TO THE DEATH?

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Carol: Why was six afraid of seven?

Torque: I'd assume it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be very intimidating so therefore—

Carol: Because 7-8-9!

Torque: ...Oh.

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Carol: You're always one step ahead of people, aren't you?

Torque: I do walk quickly, yes.

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Carol: When I say Freedom, you say Planet! Freedom!

Torque:

Torque: Freedom… Planet…?

Carol: No, no. The cheer includes the instructions. I say “Freedom,” you say…?

Torque: Freedom Planet?

Carol: …We’ll work on it.