Incorrect Freedom Planet Quotes

Things that Freedom Planet characters have said. Maybe. Probably not. Always accepting submissions! Please remember the source!

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Carol: I have a science headcanon.

Torque: Can't you just say "hypothesis" like a normal person?

Carol:

Carol: So my science headcanon is—

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Lilac: *hands Carol a water bottle*

Carol: Thanks, what's this for?

Lilac: Milla said that watching me train makes you thirsty.

Carol: *CHOKES ON WATER*

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Hooded Figure: You're the famous Carol the Wildcat?

Carol: That depends... Are you a fan of crimes?

Hooded Figure: No, but I am a fan of... *reveals self as Neera* THE LAW!

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Carol: We're like Batman and Robin!

Lilac: If Batman and Robin were poor and engaged in petty crime.

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Carol: If I cut my foot off and threw it at you, would I be kicking you or hitting you?

Torque: You’d mentally scar me more than anything.

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Lilac: How can you not care?

Spade: Like this.

Spade: *shrugs*

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Carol: So, it’s raining, right? You pass a bus stop. There are three people there. Your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant woman who needs to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Your smart car only has two seats. What do you do?

Torque: Oh! I’ve heard this one! I give the car to my friend and he takes the pregnant woman to the hospital, while I stay at the bus stop with the girl of my dreams.

Carol: No.

Carol: You go home and RE-EVALUATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

Carol: YOU BOUGHT

Carol: A SMART CAR

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Spade: Lilac—

Lilac: Spade, if the next two words out of your mouth aren’t “See ya,” then the third word will be “Oh my god. My crotch. You’ve punched me in my crotch.”

Spade: See ya.

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Spade: I'm a wanted man, Carol.

Carol: That's impossible. You weren't even a wanted child.

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Lilac: Where are you going?

Carol: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide on the way.

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Carol: That's a nice ass shirt!

Torque: I appreciate the sentiment, but they're pants, not an "ass shirt."

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Dail: *finds Spade in Shuigang Palace* How did you get in here?

Spade: I’m a ninja. Also you left the window open.

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Torque: You need a hobby.

Carol: I have a hobby.

Torque: Making heart eyes at Lilac all day is not a hobby.

Carol: You're right. It's a profession which I excel at.

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Lilac: Oh, Spade is still here.

Carol: I'll call the exterminator.

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Lilac: Where's Milla?

Carol: Don't worry about Milla.

Lilac: I'm sorry, have you met me?

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Hey, can you help me out? I'm very gay, I'd like a few dollars.

Carol, probably.

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Carol: You want to fight bots too! See? She's just as competitive as I am!

Lilac: This is why nobody comes to game night anymore, Carol.