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now i'm yearning....................

#toru.ss #my stupid pretty husband........... need to tackle him like a football player.........

his face looks like this and then he wonders why our son makes him the evil queen whenever we play pretend with him

#toru.ss #like sorry regina george but you were born for this role

in the relationship oikawa is the girlfriend and i am the boyfriend except we are cismale and cisfemale respectively. hope this helps

#toru.ss #he sends me a selfie at 8am like ‘good morning i love you 🥰❤️’ and i leave him on read for 5 hours because it’s too early for all that #then he sends me another one with what he’s having for lunch and when i respond with ‘looks good!’ he’s like ‘why do you hate me???’#and yes i have to tell him i would love him even if he was a worm

this child looks like a me + oikawa baby and it makes me feel ill

#toru.ss #free me from these shackles

charging up my car rn but i was thinking last night about me and oikawa playing with our son and him being like “okay mommy you’re the dragon… and daddy you can be the princess”

and toru’s like “😃 why can’t i be the prince? or the king?” and our son is like “because it has to be like in shrek daddy duh” NDJDJDJDDNNS

“okay but why is mommy the dragon?”

“because she just is. now princess daddy… go get in the tower”

and from there on out he has a new nickname: princess daddy

#toru.ss #LMAOOOOOOOO

it’s 9am i’m sleep deprived and i’m in a café thinking about OIKAWA of all ppl why does god hate me

#toru.ss #jk i know he can be very sweetie pie….. loverboy….. when he’s not being an egomaniac #i blame the romantic old school music in this place it’s too good #i remember coming here for the first time like 6 or 7 years ago during a trip with my choir #it fixed me. i was having a HORRIBLE time during that period #love this placeeeee

thinking about mine and oikawa's poor son who has an american hick mother, a japanese father, and who lives in a spanish speaking country..... my multicultural multilingual little hijo.... at least he'd have some decent ice breakers when it comes to meeting people osafjoijf

#toru.ss #why is this like. the most detailed headcanons i've ever had about children in any of my selfships #brb i'm gonna walk into the forest and disappear into the mist never to return

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