#totally rational

[soul-wanderer]

what people think intrusive thoughts are: "I'm gonna jump off this bridge"

what I just thought: "I wanna stab this iceberg lettuce with a fork"

[killuamesoftly]

i just impulse bought an aizawa funko pop bc im lonely and searching for a stand in paternal figure? maybe?? ive never bought any kind of figurine and im NOT an online impulse shopper so idk i guess thats just how my brain is now 🙃

[wldfes]

My muses being like she makes me feel things. I must kill her.

[persephonewannabe]

I hate [redacted] [redacted] so much right now

[deadlyflan]

Had a strong day. Got out in the garden. Got laundry rolling. Got a shower.

Now I face a dilemma.

I am too tired to change my sheets. I'm clean. Bed is dirty. I'm so tired, but bed is dirty. The guest room bed has clean sheets. I am clean.

But... that is not my bed.

I'm so tired. I'm so clean. The clean bed is not my bed.

Guess I'll stay awake forever.

[dingusdinglehopper]

Well, I guess I can cross "get threatened by a little girl for no reason" off my bucket list

[trixify]

That time when I said "yas daddy slay me" ironically is long gone. I catch myself thinking it and kink shame myself.

[me-te-or-ite]

There was a small spider on the wall, so I did what any rational person would and smashed it with an old shoe, ground it into the wall, and sprayed the corpse with Windex.