#totallynotlenaluthor

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Ok Google how do I make pancakes?

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Due to personal reasons I will be taking a leave of absence from heterosexuality.

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I cannot imagine a world where I effectively hide my accent. Six years of voice lessons and my mother could never remove the evidence of my Irish descent -- in my opinion, it’s just another way I have proven my worth over her.

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Things I have heard Kara say include but are not limited to:

good grief

danget

oh snapperdoodle

darn tootin’

sweet peas of the planet

golly

gosh darn

with two sticks and a prayer

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Disaster lesbians send post

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I’m so tired but I have so much work to do.

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I have been awake for 32 straight gay hours

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Ok so Alex convinced me it was time to finally get back on here after the Chris Evans vs. Chris Hemsworth debacle of 2012 and then I was looking for National City news and next thing, BOOM, it's you! On Tumblr! I mean I really shouldn't be surprised but this is just hilarious. So obviously I had to change my url to match yours :)

Oh my goodness Alex is here too? I definitely need to figure out how to tweak the privacy settings, it’s bad enough that you found this my dear Kara. Who’s next, the rest of National City? Chris Evans versus Chris Hemsworth debacle? I haven’t heard of it — granite I haven’t paid much attention to anyone named Chris in a number of years. Honestly I’m truly touched that you changed your url to match mine darling, just please don’t scroll very far down this blog, I beg of you.