#totalobliteration

[sathinfection]

imindhowwelayinjune answered your question “how the fuck do people write kissing? ”

the slither goes in the tooth orifice, moan

totalobliteration answered your question “how the fuck do people write kissing? ”

lots of metaphors and ~feelings~ in between the lip bumping

fuckyeahmarshworth answered your question “how the fuck do people write kissing? ”

no

SOME of you are being more helpful than others!

ok so slither it is

[ineffableboyfriends]

totalobliteration replied to your post: First time wearing the dress and goin...

you look amazing !

Thank you so much!

[queerwatsonmoved]

totalobliteration replied to your post: “totalobliteration replied to your post:totalobliteration replied to...”:

/ovation (you make me really happy about watson and I'm always reminded of my love of the stories when I see your posts so uhhh you're fantastic good job etc.)

i'm adding this to my testimonials on my about page because wow gosh what lovely things to say bless you

[queerwatsonmoved]

totalobliteration replied to your post:totalobliteration replied to your...

ahhhHH I’m in a corner trying to muffle my laughter oh god your watson voice is perf

well one thing i do pride myself on is my ability to pretend to be watson

bows

(seriously thank you gosh that is my favorite thing people ever can say to me ^^)

[queerwatsonmoved]

totalobliteration replied to your post:totalobliteration replied to your post: “post that...

esp if watson plays it slow and holmes starts off all smug like “yeh it’s me lol you never guessed” and then gets grumpier and grumpier as finally watson goes over the top

"holmes?"

"yes! it's me! you had no idea, did you, watson, i told you-"

"it's you?"

"I just said-"

"by jove! i had no idea! holmes, how incredible."

"...you're being sarcastic."

"clearly you're the greatest master of disguise the world has ever seen! holmes, how magnificent, you could fool even your poor lowly and unintelligent flatmate-"

"yes, yes, all right, very funny. shut up."

[queerwatsonmoved]

totalobliteration replied to your post: “post that existential holmesian crisis, you know what i need???? i...”:

now i have a great need for someone to have watson do the whole "IT'S YOU?!?!" routine 100% sarcastically

actual literal gold?????? i would give so much for this omg

and like sherlock being grumpy like well you don't have to be like that about it after he's done his big reveal omg

[queerwatsonmoved]

totalobliteration replied to your post:i’m eating a bowl of special k at 1 am is this...

to achieve super adulthood replace special k with grape nuts

i will keep that in mind for when i want to level up

[queerwatsonmoved]

totalobliteration replied to your post: “you guys this one oh no this one is bad this one is really really...”:

jesus fuckign christ what the hell is wrong with people

geniusbillionaireplayboy reblogged your post:

What. Just. WHAT.

nonbinaryholmes replied to your post: “you guys this one oh no this one is bad this one is really really...”:

this is the worst thing ive ever seen

yeah i

yeah

this is probably the grossest thing i've ever seen