@totheband ! ( whaddya know it’s ghd ! ) / CALL CLOSED.
SHE HEARS HIM BEFORE she sees him. correction. she hears an uproar in the dining area of her quaint ( previously untouched ) pie shop, and it’s the kind of commotion only ONE man can cause. before she exits the kitchen, jenna grabs her trusty notepad, ready to stuff a wad of paper in his mouth the SECOND he dares to open it. she’s greeted by a spectacle that seems ludicrous even for him, and it’s one that has all the customers GAWKING.
❝ dear god - what in the HELL do you think you’re wearin’ ? ❞ eyes almost bugging out of her head, the waitress gestures to his unusual getup. was he in his BOXERS ? ❝ - with those manners and that fur, i almost mistook y’ for a DOG. ❞
