#touch butts

[kimberlylemonade]

Yes, it’s been too fudging long and I’ve been dying to touch butts!

[6-pygmy-goats-in-a-trenchcoat]

My wife fell and hurt herself, so for the last few nights I’ve been massaging the knot out of her lower back and glutes so it doesn’t turn into a Charlie horse. It’s been working so she bought me ice cream as a way of saying thank you.

I reiterate: my wife has let me touch her butt extensively over three days and then gave me ice cream about it.

Marriage is awesome.

[elmp]

Touch butts. Do drugs.

Brendan MF James

[sugarforsalt]

Hey

Let’s have some chicken pastry (dumplings), listen to some tunes and not mention politics for a couple of years.

[supertomthomas]

Touch a butt today, it'll make them happy and you. Butts are neat. Please don't touch strangers butts, that won't make 98% of them happy But seriously, enjoy butts

[a11i50nwo173r-blog]

Selective hearing in the morning

This morning when I turned on my car I caught the ending lines of a song were (I swear this what I heard) the chorus repeated: “the only hot but is a button.” Obviously laughing at this, the only thing that came across my mind of how this song came to be was if someone said “ the only butt I’m touching is this button”. Only later in the day while trying to look up whether or not in this song exist, I realized I might of heard it wrong.

[celluloidvillains]

it’s september i’m ready for larry to murder me in cold blood

[lala-legacy]

If you shop now, you can get $5 off a $30+ purchase by using the code SUMMERFUN at checkout!

Get your Keep Calm and Touch Bunny Butts merch now!

Shop!