#kimmy schmidt

[andremichaux]

Oh, do you have my blue scrunchie? I left it at your party. It smells like Salon Selectives and silverfish poison? I don't know what you're talking about.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt | 2.05

[incorrect-outlander]

Outlander S05E07, “The Ballad of Roger Mac” x Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt S01E09, “Kimmy Has a Birthday!”

Kimmy: “Aaaand, I just turned thirty. I know the exact minute I was born because it was in my mom’s lawsuit against the rollercoaster.”

[moonlightbbyxx]

my top 5 shows!😁😁☺

1. supernatural

2. parks and rec 🔨

3. community

4. unbreakable kimmy schmidt 😼

5. 2 broke girls!🤗🤗🤗☺

[raised-in-a-cult-tourney]

Raised in a Cult Round 1 - Kimmy Schmidt vs N Harmonia

Vote!

Kimmy Schmidt (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

N Harmonia (Pokemon)

Voting ended onApr 4

Propoganda:

Kimberly-Ann Cougar "Kimmy" Schmidt

At age 14 she was abducted and imprisoned by a cult leader who convinced her and a few other women that the outside world had ended. The entire show is about her acclimating to adult life outside the cult. So she did spend some of her formative years growing up in a cult that she didn't independently join of her own will, although she wasn't exactly *raised* in a cult since nobody was really raising her. She was kept as a wife of the cult leader.

N Harmonia

he got raised since he's a child among mistreated Pokémon to build his will to fight for their freedom, he was crowned king with a council of seven ""sages"" and an army of minions and while lots of them were fervently following him due to his charisma and his pure intentions, some others were clearly following the true leader, Ghetsis, who actually wants the power of Pokémon all for himself to submit everyone to his will. Ghetsis sees most people as low value, and particularly despises N.

he firmly believed in a legend about two kings with one dragon each, one following his ideals, the other following his truth, and he befriended one of the dragons, daring the protagonist to befriend the other dragon so they'd fight to know who's ""the true hero"" and that's imo part of his cult set of beliefs, just like a prophecy

[thedoccyclub]

from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

[chronicallytreadingwater]

There are some days that I feel like giving up completely. Just not working on my health, not making appointments, not trying to decide what to try, not worrying about my disability applications. Just laying in this bed ridden life. But just existing is surviving. And I try to remember - I can stand it if I can stand it for 10 seconds. And the next 10 after that. And the next 10 after that. Then I'll tread water and survive.

[incorrectmusicalquotes]

Wicked characters as quotes from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Elphaba: I'm not stuck in the past, I just hate the present

Galinda: I envy you, I've never been able to meet me

Fiyero: I fell asleep eating a hot pocket

Boq: *someone tells him to have a good life* YOU KNOW I DON'T

Nessa-rose: I'm lemonade-ing

The wizard: I can't fix America

Madame Morrible: I will break you

Dr. Dillamond: I got treated better as a werewolf than a black man. That's messed up!

[popculturetarot]

‪The Fool knows nothing, but The Fool has a long journey ahead of them and has the potential to learn, grow, and succeed, and they are strong as hell and may overcome all that besets them on their journey.