#touch the spindle

[ratztom]

“ Touch the Spindle. Touch it, I say ! “

[kylieogre]

[lettielith]

[my-bobohu-blog]

disney princess discourse: all princesses of color are better than the white ones. 

mulan saved all of china. like enough said. she wins. everyone can stay home.

tiana fucking hauled ass and worked hard every single day of her life in order to achieve her dreams despite all of the forces working against her as black woman of color in new orleans.

jasmine was independent as fuck and rolled with tigers okay so don’t even get me started on that badass bitch. “i am not a prize to be won” like yesssss girllll yesssss YOU TELL EM.

cinderella was complacent and talked to mice. elsa froze over an entire kingdom because she had a temper tantrum. ariel doesn’t know how to read the fine print. aurora slept. snow white was dumb enough to eat a goddamned poisonous apple from some sketchy looking witch. AURORA LITERALLY ONLY SLEPT. THAT’S ALL SHE DID. THERE ARE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES TO PRINCESS AURORA. SHE IS THE ACTUAL WORST PRINCESS. #STAYWOKE

like yea i like merida, rapunzel and belle because i mean at least they’re educated as fuck and pretty cool. merida could fucking kill anyone with her bow and arrow okay and rapunzel fucking mapped out the stars ON HER OWN for fucks sake because she was just /that/ smart and she can beat a bitch up with a frying pan. idk what belle does but i have a soft spot for her since i dressed up as belle for halloween five years in a row when i was in elementary school.

but yea. case closed. white princesses are mediocre as fuck and princesses of color are better than all of them.