#touchmycasbutt

[astroslugs]

HI IT IS MY BIRTHDAY WHO'S GONNA BUY ME BREAKFAST FOOD

[astroslugs]

Spent roughly six hours at Val's, relentlessly making fun of her and of everything she likes.

Come home and she's waxing poetic about me on the internet.

[astroslugs]

welp it's only 2:30 but I'm calling it: the best text I've received today was "...did u make a hate blog about Leia?"

[astroslugs]

no seriously, this is not who think it is. haha im just some anon.

oOoOoOok. Welp I hope you can sleep easier now knowing who the great Val Snott is :3

[astroslugs]

dont fuck with me. My therapist said i am emotionally unresponsive, very unlikely to hurt anyone, narcissistic and self-loathing, and very much overanalyzing of mental state.

I just told you geeeezzz she's just this dude I know who I want to marry.

[astroslugs]

what the fuck is a val?

some dumb fuckwad with the worst taste in movies ever.

[khaleeesii]

Hi! I don't have an LJ account, but I just wanted to tell you that I loved your fanfic! It was super hot, and for your first fic, very well done. It was also incredibly adorable; Cas's innocence throughout the entire thing almost killed me. Great job!

*FLAILS MADLY*

Oh my gosh, THANK YOU

Fanfic can be found here if anyone's interested :3

[astroslugs]

My mom texted me earlier to tell me she had just met Val Snott's mom for the first time and I feel like the universe has been disturbed and we're all going to get thrown into a parallel dimension because of this.