#tough fluff

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From Tough Fluff,  Jughead's Jokes #28 (1972).

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I’m so unbelievably proud of Kris I can’t even fully express it. Not only is he branching out on his own as an artist, releasing hip hop solos in English, he’s now playing a supporting role in a Hollywood film with an absolutely killer cast. He’s in a movie with Vin Diesel and Samuel L. Jackson for crying out loud, and he’s got a pretty big role. Even if the movie doesn’t get good critic ratings, he’s in a movie with Vin Diesel and Nina Dobrev and Deepika Padukone and Samuel L. Jackson. And he has a song on the soundtrack.

He’s getting some mainstream traction and publicity, but most importantly he’s doing things that make him happy. He’s so smiley and healthy in all his recent interviews for this movie and I couldn’t be more proud or happy for him. Congrats, Kris Wu, we love you and we’re so beyond proud of everything you’re accomplishing.

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WAIT. KRIS WAS AT THE GRAMMY'S???? YASSSSS BOI SLAY

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RemixZei: Tough Fluff! Act 1 Part 2

Remi: *thinking: //Well I'm here by the light post and it's 1:30 already! He's the one that called me to get lunch. so why am I the one waiting for him, when he's the one that scheduled the whole thing!! And it looks like it's about to rain soon. Dammit, I hate the rain. I want to call him. But he's a business man and probably in a meeting. Fuck.. I guess i'll wait.//

*3 minutes later. Cell phone rings plays Shiver by The Gazette.*

Remi: huh? oh, It's Liam. So NOW he calls. *sighs* calm down Rem, remember, he's a client. *picks up call, trying not to sound irritated* Hello?

Liam: Hey! Sorry! I was in a meeting and it ran later than expected.

Remi: I figured that and don't worry about it. It's alright.

Liam: No it's not! I'm over 30 minutes late to our lunch date!

Remi: *thinks: //Date, huh? Well, it's just a common term. whatever.// Yeh, you're late for our appointment but that doesn't mean you missed it. Just get here soon, it looks like it's going to storm today.

Liam: yah! I saw the weather report! It's going to be a nasty storm. But I'm taking the company car and i'll be there in about 5 to 10 minutes.

Remi: okay. I'll be by the light post.

Liam: m'Kay, ciao.

Remi: Bye.

-7 minutes later-

*Remi staring at the cars passing by, trying to see Liam's face in one of them*

Liam: hm, what are you looking at?

Remi: *jumps slightly, turns around* Whoa! When did you get there?!

Liam: Haha just now. C'mon or the storm'll catch us.

-They jog to the restaurant across the street.-

Remi: This place is packed! Did you get a reservation?

Liam: hah, something like that.. *he grinned*

-Liam strides to the front desk-

Liam: Hi Cheryll.

Cheryll: o-oh! Hi Lia- I mean, Mr. Pamgardi. *she blushed slightly*

Liam: Stop, you make me feel old and besides you're more familiar with me than that. Calling me Liam is just fine. *he shot her a kind grin*

Cheryll: oh, um, th-that's true.. Hey Bruce look who's here!

-the chef passing by turned around*

Liam: oh Hey! Bruce!

Bruce: Hey Liam! Are you on a lunch date with your friend?

Remi: *thinks: //There's that word date again. So common nowadays.//

Liam: yes I am, Bruce. Speaking of which, we need a table.

Bruce: Say no more. Cheryll?

Cheryll: Right this way. Follow me gentlemen.

Remi: Liam, what just happened?

Cheryll: Mr. Pamgardi is a very charismatic man and has many connections around town.

Liam: and from that, I have easy access to almost anywhere. Including high grade places such as this one.

Remi: you sure it's not through a bribe? *he said sarcastically*

Liam: why, I'm insulted Liam. *he chuckled* I'm a business man. Without my charisma, I wouldn't be one.

Remi: Point taken.

Cheryll: Gentlemen, I hope you do not mind a window seat.

Liam: Of course not, my love. Thank you for the trouble. *gives Cheryll a slight kiss on the cheek*

Cheryll: o-oh. um. It was no trouble at all Mr. Pamga-. I-I mean, Liam. *She smiled flustered, and scampered away.*

Remi: If it's not to bold for me to ask-

Liam: oh skip the formalities Remi. Talk as if we're just two people on a lunch date 'cause that is what we are.

Remi: okay. Was that your girlfriend just now?

Liam: oh good sakes, no. She's just a friend.

Remi: ...with benefits?

Liam: *he grinned* Whenever the feeling is right, possibly.

Remi: Ah, I see. *thinks: //So he's Straight. Well that clears Zei's question.//

Liam: With how I work, Business and... how you say, "benefits", often coincide.

Remi: Well, it certainly seems to be working for you. You've gotten to know many girls in our club as well.

Liam: well I can't resist. They're so charming and funny. But one of them doesn't seem to like me. I think her name is..

Remi: Doe?

Liam: ah yes! her! She completely brushed me off!

Remi: no offense, but you're not her type.

Liam: what do you mean?!

Remi: She doesn't like it when men come on too strong or charismatic toward her. She gets frightened and turns away from men like you. once again, No offense.

Liam: Non taken! So.. how do i get a chance to talk with her?

Remi: well, i've been able to talk with her before and she says she likes it when men formally introduce themselves and are kind and careful with what they say. But she likes it when they do small bold moves. Such as, kiss her hand.

Liam: Like this? *he took Liam's hand into his and kissed the back of it* *he looked up with soft eyes* Was that good?

Remi: don't be too brash. Take her hand slowly and kiss more softly.

Liam: Like how?

Remi: Like, well, this. *he kept his eyes steady on Liam's hand. Moved his hand at a genuine and considerate pace. held Liam's fingers ever so slightly. and pressed his soft lips gently on the back of his hand.* Kind of like that. *he looked up. seeing Liam slightly blushing* hah, you're blushing. you admire my smooth moves that much?

Liam: oh, yes. I do. Wow, that was well done. Even I could fall for you, Mr. Remi. *he smiled*

Remi: *he chuckled* well, we both know well enough that that's not going to happen. *thinks: //after all, you're straight as a cutting board//

Liam: haha oh, of course. *he smiled and opened the menu* So what shall we order?

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RemixZei: Tough Fluff! Act 1 Part 1

*cellphone rings, plays Shiver by The GazettE*

Remi: ughh... nooo five more minutes...

*ringing persists*

Remi: aghh..no..no....noooo- fine! HELLO?! WHAT?!

Zei: *wipes away morning dew from eyes*..uhh...huh?..wha? oh, you're on the phone..

Remi: Who is this, WHat do you want?! ..huh? oh! heyyy watsup Liam? sorry I just woke up.. uh-huh.. yep..

Zei: *thinks: //oh, it's that guy again...//

Remi: oh? Today? At 1 oh clock pm- wait, what time is it now? Around 12? okay, I'll get ready now and call you when i get there...okay. bye.

Zei: g'morning Remi~

Remi: ah, you're awake.

Zei: yep... so where are you going?

*Remi gets out of bed, starts to get dressed*

Remi: oh, so you heard? I'm going to get some lunch with Liam.

Zei: oh... you guys have been hanging out quite a bit lately.

Remi: well of course. He's a very important (wealthy) client at the club.

Zei: But you're just a bartender, why do you have to take care of him?

Remi: The boss told me to. He said I have a pretty face that would appeal to the client. Stupid old man..

Zei: sooo... Liam is gay?

Remi: hmm.. i'm not sure. Why? Are you getting jealous? Worried that I might be taken away by the hands of another guy? huh? >;)

Zei: o-of course not! You're mine after all.. *wraps arms around Remi, buries face into Remi's chest* ...s-so i don't have to worry, right? *Looks up at Remi*

Remi: Heh, right. *pulls Zei in and shocks him with a tender kiss*

Zei: mmmn! *pushes slightly away* huff...huff..

Remi: I'll be back for dinner, 'promise. *kisses forehead* *opens door*

Zei: oh ohkay.. be safe, byeee :)

Remi: Bye! *closes door, locks it*

*Zei straightens out pillows on bed*

Zei: *holds pillow* ....i don't have to worry..right?...right? *hugs pillow tightly* .......Then why am i worried?...