I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Product Placement
NASA
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The Bowery Presents
Fieri Frames
Origami Around
Color Me Curious
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Phantogram Three
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Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
ojovivo
pixel skylines
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@nostopdasgay
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”
“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”
“NOOOOOOO!”
When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.
When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.
“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”
“NO! One two three!”
“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”
“Noooooo!”
Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”
bro is it parasocial to experience art
i believe in the inherent goodness of people
humanity named kindness it must know kindness
my favorite genre of High Internet Intellectualism is when someone complains in broad strokes about media and accidentally reveals they've only been consuming content made for teenagers
"why are there no stories about adults? why are all the main characters teenage boys?" my good man you are the one reading the shounen
“i could fix him” yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they’re funny
A weird crossover of DMMD and EDM stuffs….
I saw someone made a picture of daft punk’s heads on Virus and Trip’s body and it was amazing….so i made this, dont be serious it’s just a joke :D
And I dont know why i cant find that synthetic image….im sorry :O
The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.
went to look this tweet up so I could rt it and discovered this is the same dude as the tubthumping tweet masterpiece
gold level
adhd meds are hilarious like the medical professionals really decided i need evil caffeine
the actual reason I consume mediocre media is because I have bad taste. the deeper secret pretentious reason is because I think there’s something very revealing about bad media that you don’t get with good media. when you watch a poorly executed plot point unfold, you see the machinery behind it. you see the gap between what’s actually on screen and the true goal the author is striving for. if it’s particularly awful, you can even measure just how poorly mismatched the author’s skills are with the story they’re trying to tell you. watching a poorly executed narrative play out feels like you’re discovering something, because you see all the wiring and guts underneath that better authors hide from you, in the same way that movies hide boom mics and books make you forget you’re turning the pages. if a story is good and executed well you just see the story. but I want to see the guts and wires!
also I like complaining a lot
proud boy
a fellow gamer…
Wait wait do you seriously have a mirror facing the foot of your bed? Aren't you scared that the mirror dimension you is going to crawl out of it in the middle of the night and kill you?
What kind of lives do you people lead?
Rick Sanchez and Diane Sanchez sketches feat little Beth~
Quick Sketches of My all time favorite rick✂️
@歷蜀記Lishuji
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