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"Why don't you just cuddle with your SO"
TownEater -> TownJunk
I've moved this, my personal blog, over to the url townjunk.tumblr.com, because I'm trying to separate my personal accounts from my more professional ones. I don't know what I'll be doing with towneater.tumblr.com just yet, maybe a more focused version of my personal blog. We'll see. For now, just try to get used to it as I make my very first url change in all the years I've been on tumblr. You may need to sit down, I understand.
so this one guy who graduated from my school and i havent seen each other in like half a year but every month we’ll just send each other a random message on skype usually saying nothing but “egg” and today while at walmart i was with my mom and he was our cashier and my mom was buying eight dozen eggs and you can see him struggling not to hysterically laugh
Dear diary, The time is 4:49 in the morning on Jan 23 2014. Today is my boyfriend's birthday More importantly I talk with my buddy about coding boobs.
Sincerely, what the fuck is happening
"I still dont know much about the game, and it's not like a game like portal where you make progress. It just fucks you up in the head and kicks you out 2 hours later holding a corndog and wondering why your junk itches."
Towneater on the Stanley Parable
Wafflez, we're doing science, this is no time for sexting
Jake (towneater)
towneater replied to your post:fucking shit. why the fuck am I awake? I just want...
I’m not sure if it would help, but when I can’t sleep, I just lie there thinking “If I don’t move a single muscle maybe I’ll get the same rest by morning” and that usually puts me out within 20 minutes. Good luck getting to sleep friend
Normally, I'd be like, good idea. But there's one muscle I can't stop using and that's my brain. it legit just goes off thinking about stupid shit and then I can't fucking sleep. rahg! It's so frustrating. I'm gonna drink some apple juice.