#toxic memes

[huldrabitch]

a blowjob between friends would fix this tbh

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8

[jellyjamheadobb]

[trans-wojak]

[slayyyqueer]

[jerumebrunneng]

These are the Opposite Cats. (src)

From now on, any posts which promise or threaten mystical consequences for reblogging will have the opposite effect.

For example, any and all posts which claim that you will be cursed unless you reblog them can (and must) be safely ignored. Instead, you will be cursed if (and only if) you do reblog them.

(The Opposite Cats do not reverse themselves. Reblog them or don’t, they don’t care).

[dickensign]

One low point I do remember (actually will never forget) is a limousine ride to a meeting with the editorial board of a New Jersey newspaper in which my married client sought to regale me with the number and quality of eligible young women who in his words “want me.”

Donald Trump Hired Me As An Attorney. Please Don't Support Him For President.

Note to self to come back later and eviscerate this concept, this bastion of masculinity and success as being “wanted” by loads of attractive people. It’s the main malady my ex suffered from and it hurt me deeply.

In retrospect, I never would have been enough or could have done enough to make him happy, I see this now. Thank you, Donald. And attorney del Donald.

Now if only we could get his accountants to come forward. I’m sure the story and national appreciation would more than offset any sacrifice of professional ethics or career.

[lesbonion]

this website is toxic and i love toxic waste