May 12
Well, in Sirius’s defense, at least he obsessed over people his own age even if they were either impossible crushes on straight guys or psychosexual violent situationships. Meanwhile Regulus was basically the equivalent of a 14-year-old AO3 fangirl getting wet over the hot older man from her favorite show who’s like 40 years older than her, except the guy in question was fucking Voldemort. Either way, though, both brothers’ repressed obsession with men is definitely something to think about.