#toxicdos

[g-r-i-m-a]

grima you made me fall off my chair and now im driven to just incoherent rambling because of that picture. i need to work on homework not be mentally broken because of robin and grima and how ABSOLUTELY AMAZING everything about that is. how dare you do this to me stop right now

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[seamingleecomplex]

Definitely check out gc2b - I got mine from them and I think it fits amazingly! It came in like 3 days, which was a plus too. And congrats on getting a job and being able to get your own binder!

Thanks a lot GC2B seems to be a big one people are recommending so i’ll keep that at the top of my list. I’m glad i’m able to afford this stuff now, i’m getting my hair cut and styled how i’ve wanted for years now next week, then i’m saving for the binder, then i’m going to grab more masculine and androgynous clothing. 

[biologyweeps]

"biology does weep at omnivorous humans" haven't humans evolved to be omnivorous though? isn't that entirely biological?? what even is that person saying how is possible to be as wrong as they are

it’s a troll but I’m currently extremely entertained by them tbh. I’m considering making a bingo chart. 

[luukeskywalker]

toxicdos replied to your post :QUICK BANANA CREAM PIE, CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE OR...

banana cream

you are smart. banana cream pie is fucking delicious. i shall place that order soon.

[eponymous-rose]

I heard that sometimes there's no snow in Canada. Is weather supposed to work that way?

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[punishandenslavesuckers]

i live in wisconsin & i just got kicked out of the living room for mentioning the football game. help me

I cant save you, bro. hawks goin to the superbowl

[bobberton]

toxicdos replied to your photo:SEE!? The iPhone 6 plus makes my hand look normal....

lucky :( my hand barely fits a 4 in it. not even a 5. a 4.

Tiny fingers are good for texting and operating phones these days. Feel lucky cause I take like 5 minutes to type small sentences with my giant fingers pressing every god damn button at once.

[agenttexsflippedshit]

hey, i'm shepard! my favorite color is all colors but especially red/orange, my favorite ship is everyone from rvb at the same time (especially chexboose or whatever its called), i like chocolate ice cream and i have three sibling cats who belong to me and my 2 siblings!

Howdy there Shepard!!  Orange is like the best color ever, fuck yeah orange.  !!!!Chexboose sounds so cute hello yes I am now aboard that ship!!!!!  (And welcome to the kitchen-sink sailboat, the snacks are below deck.)  

!!!!!! three sibling kitties for three siblings that's so fuckin cool!!!!!