Well that happened

Hello welcome to blog. I'm a 23 year old in Southern California. I occasionally do stuff.

[westontjones]

Depths of Dreams

Loving Fjord in the new Critical Role campaign.

[69shadesofgray]

indie band name generator:

your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers

[unamusedsloth]

If alcohol labels told the truth.

[spinachandchocolate-deactivated]

Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy

[lionelfrankenstein]

Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle doesn’t say 100% agave it’s not real tequila stay away from Jose Cuervo or sauza they are 50% corn syrup that’s why you feel like dying the next day

[dynastylnoire]

Thank you bartender tumblr

[bobberton]

Tequila is ethenol based like all other alcoholic drinks and is still a depressant. Depressant doesn't mean "makes you sad" it just means it lowers the functions of certain areas of the brain notably your inhibitions. Hence the dancing on tables or texting your ex.

[w-byers]

remember that time yoda mounted luke

[harringrovesucks-deactivated201]

don’t

don’t say it like that

[ankle-beez]

this is way too fucking relatable

[lookthroughmylookingglass]

This is a KIDS show?!?

[kropotkindersurprise]

January 20 2017 - Alt-right leader/fascist Richard Spencer gets punched in the face at Trump’s inauguration in Washington DC. [video]

[determinate-negation]

happy 1 year anniversary!!!

[terriamon]

itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate

[oscar--boscar]

A very excited boy

[bobberton]

what i thought being a dm would be: cool storytelling, good opportunity to write something magical

what it really is: wrangling strong magical toddlers

[femalehyena]

[striders]

today on “weirdly specific but extremely relatable goodwill finds”

[blus0x]

You can only REBLOG THIS TODAY

[sunspill]

opens a google document that’s enough for today

[candystrippers-deactivated20190]

I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!”

The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”

Relatable, kid, relatable.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[aughtpunk]

Guys I know we're all really excited about Moira but please consider that there might be a rabbit out there with Reaper's powers.

[astraconcordia]

What I lack in artistic ability, I make up for in 1. makeup application 2. pixlr filters

i promise i’m not actually topless orz

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A reclusive young maid, with disparate specialties.♓

Favorite Food: Rosemary bread Favorite Drink: Lychee Slush Tea Favorite Flower: Hydrangea

OC cosplay(?) of my arcana mc asra has that cheek glow. julian has the perfect smokey eye. marion, apparently, has Nose-tip Highlight™

[crimsonpeapod-deactivated201808]

things i could be doing: studying, laundry, literally anything else what i did: this