"an exhaustive list of things my friends have said but matched to random TPC characters based on the vibe alone"
Part 4: Mega Collection!
With special mentions :]
(incase you got mentioned on this random post and have no clue why blame the special mentions /silly)
A lot of these are quotes from a while ago that I was on the fence about adding to previous installments. So now they're finally here! Mixed in with newer ones, of course.
Cube: "This is foreshadowing for when I fall apart in about 10 minutes."
Marcle: “I’ve got two wolves inside of me, and they are aggressively making out…that’s why I went to a liberal arts school!”
Iris, referring to Cyanide: "As far as that kid is concerned, I'm Satan."
Cube: "Now you're thinking!"
Circusic: "Yeah I do that sometimes! It's crazy how it happens."
Cubic: "Lycanthropy always has more weed."
Circubit: “Think trauma happy fun times but on LSD.”
Pyrare: “Why would you ever choose boobs over soup dumplings???”
Iris: “Love a good morning cup of swamp moss.”
Spheer: “Is getting pregnant a form of cannibalism?”
Cyan: "How are you?"
Teal: "Moist. :[" (translation: sweaty)
Dub: “I’ll exploit you and your international relations later.”
Marcle: "You have to like- swallow a wheel of cheese to sound fluent in French."
Teal: “The main causes of mass extinctions are extensive volcanic activity, glaciation, sea level regression/transgression, asteroid collisions, and, more recently but most catastrophically, human fuckery.”
Circumsphere: "Do you think Commando Circumsphere cares whether this email finds you well? No! I just care that it finds you!"
"Yeah, Pentellow's really nice! She's a very great caretaker and honestly such a girlboss too. Would LOVE to interact with her more." - Bug
"She can be a bit too optimistic tho. She needs t-" - Gold
"SHHHHH SHUSH. Ahem, where was I? Oh right! As for Cube however? Gold I'm going to be straightfully honest with you- I'm HELLA TERRIFIED of him dude. I know he's all antisocial shit that wont "hurt a fly" but just- he's INFECTED. What if he suddenly loses his emotions and Cubic takes over?! I ain't dealing ALLAT VRO"
"Iris is keeping an eye on him. Don't sweat it." - Gold
"…Oh dear good TREE OF LIFE do NOT EVER say the name Iris. I'm sorry but I can't stand him because of his comment on Cyanide. Can you BELIEVE HIM??? "being a threat bahblahblabha" I'LL KICK HIS SORRY ASS VRO"
"…" - Gold
"…Yeah sorry anyways moving on to the caretaker-…Oh. How do I say this to your dad in the somehow nicest way possible which will never happen." - Bug
"Don't." - Gold
"Alright fine, I'll talk about something else, hmm…OO SO DID YOU KNOW THAT-"
IM FINALLY DONE AUUGGHJDHSAJKHDASK ART TRADE WITH @mugzymiik SO SORRY IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT IM SUPER PROUD OF THE RESULTS !!!!!
