#tplb

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mentos

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she’ll figure out a way

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(wip) the face she makes when she wants food cuddles or sex

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and a merry the pitt thursday to everybody! god bless us every one

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stupid boring take: mel tries to offer advice to santos because she’s a good person and was in her position just a few years ago

awesome enlightened take: mel tries to offer advice to santos because santos obviously has a thing for mentor/mentee

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(wip and spacer) it’s crazy how this style makes my mels look perfect and my trinitys lose all recognizable features

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I seriously hate you people. why is every trans man in this world incapable of writing porn unless there’s a small feminine guy they can insert themselves into. and then the sex isn’t even fucking hot 🤣🤣🤣 like, oh wow, he says to the trans guy “good girl”. never heard that one before. oh they like creampies? why don’t we get them an guinness award for first couple to ever enjoy that new age practice? like, where’s the shit that one brings up and the other is obviously thinking “wait, he’s into that too?” even within the realms of this show, we could go for piss. sort of limits your audience but that’s why we make art, to scare the sane. have we even considered what an old guy’s kinks are compared to a young guy’s? like, old guy thinks the craziest thing he can do to a person is pour wax on them and young guy’s been jerking off to such hyperspecific weird porn for years that he’s afraid to bring up that he wants to roleplay hypnotherapist cnc.

and honestly? if you’re looking for good softcore porn, it’s really about character studies and intimacy. you can set up characters having any kink and it be hot, IF they seem genuinely excited/“excited” in bringing it up. and connection will always give you those flashes of horniness that come from your stomach. a few well timed words… amateurs. oh and don’t even get me started on the pet names.

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wait what’s happening with hucklerobby. don’t answer that anyone.