Jul 15, 2014
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A Xanax, a beer, a blowjob, and a nap...preferably in that order. - Every dad who has to vacation with his dipshit conservative inlaws every year
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I need...
A Xanax, a beer, a blowjob, and a nap...preferably in that order. - Every dad who has to vacation with his dipshit conservative inlaws every year
waiting for tv show episodes which are currently airing in the states to finish so that i can download them illegally online is one of my favourite pasttimes and by pasttimes i mean it is all i do with my life tbh
Others: *wins the lottery* I know what I'll do! I'll donate to the poor!
Me: Sorry Africa, my Neopets are n00d and need some wearables aka the whole mall sorry
Sometimes I watch romantic comedies I’ve never seen before. I wait for them to get to the inherent break-up scene then turn the movie off, never to watch it again.
It’s my way of keeping the stories that Hollywood pukes into our laps realistic.
sandeulxhqi replied to your post: Doolie is the cutest cutiepie ever tbqh.
/kills u softly
i GAve you thAT PILLOW TO CUDDLE IT, NOT TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH uM--
no one could ever make me feel the way music can make me feel.
everything has to be so confusing,
i want things to be simple like when i was younger
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the ones worth suffering for.
Bob Marley