Stages of Hockey Trade Grief
1. Did I just hear what I thought I heard? 2. Okay but what SOURCE said we traded him, can they be trusted? 3. Swearing 4. Waffle and ice cream 5. More swearing 6. Blame 7. Dinosaur noises? 8. More swearing 9. laying n the floor next to a borrowed dog and regretting ever having trusted a hockey team.










