#traffic jokes

[wakyjokes]

Traffic jam

1: Jam maker creates a new try of jam. He names it Traffic Jam.

2: When can you be excused for being late? When you are in a traffic jam.

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Tumhara beta Latest jokes in Hindi

Tumhara beta Latest jokes in Hindi

Collection of “Tumhara beta Latest jokes in Hindi, Latest jokes in Hindi, Police jokes, Traffic Jokes, मोदी जोक्स, Government jokes.”

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एक माँ को फ़ोन आता है,

“तुम्हारा बेटा हमारे साथ है। जल्दी से 25000/- रुपये तैयार रखना,

माँ:  रुको… मैं तुम्हारी पुलिस से शिकायत करता हूँ ।।

तभी वह से आवाज आता है,

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“हम पुलिस ही हैं … उसने गाड़ी चलाते समय नियमों को…

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[gummycokes]

I was in the car with my friend in the middle of the night and we drove by a "pass with care" sign where two things happened simultaneously

Him: *to the sign*"No0O0o" *swerves into empty lane and back again*

Me: *to the sign* "Aww, I care about you" *sticks hand into the freezing cold to wave at sign*

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How to escape from policemen for over speed

How to escape from policemen for over speed

How to escape from policemen for over speed Cop stops a woman for over speeding… Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license, please? Woman: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it four times for drunk driving. 😪 Officer: 😳 Oh I see… Can I see your vehicle registration papers,…

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[dkthingsetc]

I really want to make traffic go faster and also make it more dangerous. I will do anything for that to happen. I’m willing to pull out all the stops.