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What does a bed of flowers not have?

Answer: A pillow.

Finger nail joke meme.

Funny gold and carrot meme joke.

Name a Apple 🍎 company product that is edable?

Answer: Tablet

What is a tiny phone called?

A microphone.

What do call a hand that is shorter than the other hand?

A short hand.

Did you know that Shakespeare speaks about bees 🐝. To bee or not to Bee.

Teacher: do you lift a fork?

Student: With a forklift truck.

Steward: Captain the door is jammed.

Captain: strawberry 🍓 or raspberry jam

Name a Dinosaur 🦕 that tries alot. Answer: A Triceratops.

Fire: Humans have created a exit door just for us.

Water: You mean a fire exit.

What fo you call a traveller that travels a time t-shirts on?

A time traveller.

A person in the UK confuses Mercury with chicken curry.

What do you call a large computer mouse?

Answer: A rat.

Patient: My teeth sounds like a chainsaw.

Doctor: You have a saur tooth.

How do you find stuff in your room?

Just use a search engine.

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