Waky Jokes

Waky Jokes is a website with loads of #intertaining jokes on different subjects. All unique jokes. Our website is: waky-jokes.com

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What do you call a honest and straight forward person?

Frank.

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What type of cots do baby apes use?

Answer: Apricot.

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What does a bed of flowers not have?

Answer: A pillow.

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Finger nail joke meme.

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Funny gold and carrot meme joke.

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Name a Apple 🍎 company product that is edable?

Answer: Tablet

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What is a tiny phone called?

A microphone.

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What do call a hand that is shorter than the other hand?

A short hand.

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Did you know that Shakespeare speaks about bees 🐝. To bee or not to Bee.

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Teacher: do you lift a fork?

Student: With a forklift truck.

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Steward: Captain the door is jammed.

Captain: strawberry 🍓 or raspberry jam

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Name a Dinosaur 🦕 that tries alot. Answer: A Triceratops.

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Fire: Humans have created a exit door just for us.

Water: You mean a fire exit.

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What fo you call a traveller that travels a time t-shirts on?

A time traveller.

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A person in the UK confuses Mercury with chicken curry.

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What do you call a large computer mouse?

Answer: A rat.