drake/lil wayne
insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible
wayne? if you cant skateboard you probably cant dance tbh
likes to watch reality tv
drake because it has portrayals of the true love that he thinks he can never have
refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone
wayne he gets tired of sagging all the time
is the jealous / protective one
theyre both jealous af have you heard their raps
goes all out on the holidays
both of them turn tf up but wayne decorates
cries over books
drake usually but if waynes high he does. so theyre about even
is terrible with kids
drake probably
drinks too much caffeine
weed and alcohol are downers i wouldnt say theyre too interested in uppers like caffeine
could sleep for twenty-four hours straight
they both have to sleep off their hangovers almost all the time so theyre about even
never wears matching socks
wayne cause he doesnt give a fuck but drake painstakingly picks his socks out each morning
punches a tree when they’re angry
drake and then he writes a sad rap about it that wayne pretends to be emotional over to make him feel good
gets scared by the toaster
wayne cause he forgets that he put anything in there
















