#transformer shitpost

[smokedapplecores]

Transformers could easily be Human Centipede’d with a blowtorch.

[littlesmokesceenfan]

If the decepticons weren't messing around they were designed themselves as flying boats around the 20th century

[headcanonsindisguise]

Knockout: Starscream I'm trying to sneak around. But I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the Autobots

Starscream: