#transformers irl

[lupinetail]

found this old Jetfire toy in my brothers old transformers stuff

it took me forever to transform him out of his alt-mode and i thought i broke him like 4 different times 😭😭

[a-thousand-wasps-in-a-trenchcoat]

I saw a truck and for a second I thought it was Optimus Prime. I have a picture if anyone wants to see it.

[cleargoggles]

Transformers IRL #4

Me, writing stuff down in history class:

Teacher: So the Germans used a military tactic during WWII, which was called the Blitzkrieg, and-

Me: Like Blitzwing?

Teacher: Yeah, that’s where his name came from and why he has a German accent

Me, silently squealing because holy shit my teacher knows Transformers!!!: Okay

[a-thousand-wasps-in-a-trenchcoat]

Yo can I get a pic of that Optimus truck, that is amazing. I saw a bumblebee lookalike car last year if u want a pic.

Hell yeah! Here it is!:

(Sorry about the glare and the bad image quality, I was on the bus when I saw it and I needed to hurry because the light was about to turn green!)

[cleargoggles]

Transformers IRL #1

Me, doing my textbook work in Spanish:

Textbook: Rafael no es un chico inteligente

Me:

Me:

Me: Uh...Señora?

Teacher: *comes over* Si? Do you have a question?

Me: No, I have a complaint. The book is wrong

Teacher: What do you mean el libro is wrong?

Me: Because Rafael Esquivel is the smartest damn chico I know

[cleargoggles]

Transformers IRL #6

My English Teacher: So for your next project, I would like you to write up a creation myth

Me: *writes the entire legend of Primus vs Unicron and the Thirteen Primes, but changes the names and the planet from Cybertron to Earth to avoid copyright*

- a week later -

My English Teacher: *posting grades up online after reading our myths*

Me: *gets a 97*

[cleargoggles]

Transformers IRL #3

Me, Friend, and Friend 2: *walking*

Friend, to Friend 2: So, do you have a crush on anybody yet?

Friend 2: Well...I don't want to sound weird...

Friend: Who? Tell me, I won't judge!

Friend 2: I may or may not have a small thing for Optimus Prime

Friend: What's an...Optimum Prime?

Me and Friend 2: *stop walking immediately*

Me: Okay, so who do you like?

Friend: Well, and don't call me crazy, but I am in LOVE with Justin Bieber!

Me: What's a...

Friend 2: ...Justin Beaver?

[cleargoggles]

Transformers IRL #2

-8:20am-

Me, walking:

Me: *sees a white Camaro with two black stripes, but keeps walking*

-3:15pm-

Me, walking:

Me: *sees a green Camaro with two black stripes, but keeps walking*

-4:50pm-

Me, in an Uber:

Me: *sees a red Camaro with two black stripes*

Me:

Me:

Me: Oh my god! Bumblebee has built an army of clones!!

BONUS

-8:49pm-

Me, taking out the trash:

Me: *walking down to the pile of taken-out trash*

Me: *spots a yellow Camaro with black stripes driving down the road*

Me:

Me:

Me: ...you started this...