#transientgodhood

[princeofcydonia-blog]

I will fucking fight you?

Wanna go?

You wanna fuckin go?

I'll smash your head in I swear on my mama.

[princeofcydonia-blog]

I hope the dogs lick your toes.

All of them.

All at once.

[testiculartension]

transientgodhood started following you

You're a douche.

[princeofcydonia-blog]

At least I didn't name my child Echolocation Leviathan. 

[princeofcydonia-blog]

I'M LITERALLY GOING TO PISS ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU LITTLE SHIT.

[iamnotacatsofa-blog]

transientgodhood started following you

tyrannoustragedy started following you

the first contenders for a tap at the striderdom have arrived

it is the hunger games except youre fighting for the strider sass to be directed upon at your unworthy existence

pick your poison

let the games begin

[technologictestified-blog-blog]

Dave, sweetie. 

I think that's enough. 

:c

[princeofcydonia-blog]

is that what that noise was?

Yeah. 

On the way out the door he asked for my number. 

And I literally said lol out loud and slammed the door in his face.