#translate help

[thelegend-themyth]

Guys I'm having a gay moment what the fuck dose this mean-

So a cute girl sent me this and she wont tell me what is says

[annoyingtiger888]

Can you read Japanese??

I’m looking for someone to please go to this website (http://tenipuri.jp/news/dvd-bd/5158.html) and tell me HOW I can buy this and what it is. Like, I know it’s DVDs but is it episodes, songs, what? Also, do they ship to the U.S??

[that-one-pizza]

Can someone help translate this? I think it's Japanese

[onecivilian]

Help..?

Can anyone translate the Romanji to this song? It is from Yakuza 5 and called Rouge of Love.

sou yasumono yo purasuchikku-sei no moroi onna feiku de kikazatta kosumetikku tayori no bebii feisu "otoko mo koi mo kako mo chirigami no you ni sutete yaru" obieteru kuchibiru wo akai ruuju de kakushita yoku no neon ni yogoreteiku my heart youshokugyo no you ni yami wo oyogu wa niaihajimeta haribote no ishou kinuzureta hada ni shimiru rouge of love sou yasuuri yo doramatikku de muudii na serifu muku de junsui na ano koro ni wa mou modorenai no afureru namida sae mo urimono ni suru kono machi de michishirube miushinai yasui tabako wo fukashita ruuju no doku ni somariyuku my heart chou no you ni mai hachi no you ni sasaru onegai hayaku raku ni sasete yo gedokuzai-gawari no ai wo kudasai yoku no neon ni yogoreteiku my heart youshokugyo no you ni yami wo oyogu wa niaihajimeta haribote no ishou kinuzure no hada wa awai beni-iro onegai hayaku raku ni sasete yo namida mo doku ni someru rouge of love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBGtabwRKPc

[emotionalxwreck]

Does anyone know anyone that can help translate a Dutch pattern? Google translate only did so much and a couple of things I am still confused about. I have the mostly English pattern written down but it's not complete. http://knutsel-mam.blogspot.it/2012/02/parkietjes.html?m=1 I really want to make this specific one, it's the best looking pattern I have found. it's for a dear friend.

[palebubble]

I NEED SOME HELP!

Hi, I'm looking for someone who understands japanese characters (i need to translate something) or chinese. Please message me if you do and I will love you forever ok bye ♡

[yukari455]

I found these boots i really want...but the web page is in japanese so i have now clue how to order or if it even ships to the u.s. Q.Q

http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.10.339.iJ6OK7&id=12723487023