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itsthesinbin

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

sp-acemonkeymafia

I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me

itsthesinbin

the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

yukari455

Wait...people have trouble fishing in stardew?...then again I play on switch...its easy for me.

lesbianrey

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

original full audio

catchymemes

7littlelibraries-deactivated201

This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy

fuckyahumor

i love this!!!

electricpentacle

Now this is good design. Pay attention, tech companies - it’s not about looking shiny, it’s about understanding the end user’s needs and working with them.

roachpatrol

one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys.

andisupreme

I recently no scoped my coworker when she asked me “What’s in the closet, anyway?” and I automatically said “me”. She lost her mind. Full cackling in the middle of the store. I never thought I’d see the day that joke would work but here I was, blessed with an unexperienced heterosexual. It was transcendent.

team-lionheart7

I once had a girl working on a display where I work, and she commented, “I thought this would be straighter when I got done with it.” And I said, “my mother thought the same thing about me”, and everyone around us lost it. It was a blessed moment.

puppybearuniverse

I knew a kid who saw my “Let’s get something straight: I’m not” bracelet and ended up laughing about it all day and telling anyone who would listen

pinktwink

I told a coworker that changing the music I picked would be homophobic and she lost her shit like it was the funniest thing ever

thelilnan

i used to offhandedly say stuff to my customers on campus like “unfortunately i’m very gay” and it always took them by surprise. they loved it.

bloodydelirium-deactivated20190

I was visiting a (straight) friend recently and when he was making me breakfast he made me extra toast. I, of course, upon seeing this went ‘fuck yeah gay rights’ and he lost it. Should have seen his fave when I pulled the opposite joke, the ‘this is homophobia’ at any inconvenience. Was amazing.

chloe-bourgeois-is-big-gay

I was in class one time and we were talking about allergies and someone turned around to me and asked “how allergic are you to nuts?”

My friend says, “obviously not enough if she’s bi.” the class lost it.

grifalinas

Once I was tidying up the stockroom at work and my coworker was all “you straight back here?” My response of “not even a little, but the stockroom is clean” made her lose it

iprayforangels-deactivated20220

I complained to my mom that it sucks that the first gender is free but after that you have to pay for them and she lost her goddamn mind

vodcar

country gnomes,

take my bones

cryptidfuckery

to a place,

they don't belong

annabellioncourt

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

druggeddraccus

west virginia

fallnangelcreations

mountain mama

emmatheward

- Classwork. Her name is Doris.

catchymemes

Spooktober in VRChat

beans345-deactivated20211127

isa-ghost

Everyone go home this one wins

septicpunk

For the bone brothers

d-structive

If I don’t reblog this: I’m dead. Avenge my death.

trans-peridot

She.

That is all.

yukari455

My girl

empyrisan

AAAAAAAAAAAA THERE THEY ARE!!!

rosequart

sadie has a new friend 👀

lars taking a selfie with his parents :’)

mayor pizza has RUBY GUARDS….wearing SUNGLASSES

yukari455

I saw the ruby's and was screaming

byjove

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

byjove

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

renardtrickster

Dingo

Also Dingo

byjove

danger shiba inu

ancientson

URGENT! If you're in Colorado, please, please be careful! If you know any trans men or transmasc people who might be in Colorado soon, please let them know about this. If you know any trans or LGBTQ+ groups, community centers, etc. in Colorado, make sure they're aware!

If you're cis, it's encouraged that you reblog this. Just spreading the word is a great opportunity to be an ally.

lipglossdyke

WTF

needtobeasleep-yethereiam-deact

NOT KIDDING GUYS BE VERY CAREFUL HERE ARE SOME SCREENSHOTS OF CONVERSATIONS THIS DICK HAD WITH AN LGBT ACCT ON IINSTAGRAM

Be very very very very very careful my dudes and please stay safe

spooky-soup

UPDATE:

This guy hellsing_ultimate700 deleted his account and started a new one under the name of axel_van_hellsing. Spread the word and stay safe!!!

jefferoni-quotes

positivepatton

I hate to reblog something like this onto a blog that’s supposed to be a safe space, but I want as many people to see it as possible

theygender

OP 9/26/19

1nesky1nedestiny-deactivated202

!!!UPDATE!!!!

Now going by four_string_dude

redfoxwritesstuff

I'm not one to lightly pass along fearful messages but this is got recent dates. Always practice safe sex with strangers.

cursedcatimages

Rip to this legend 😔

fleetingmotivation

Thanks op

bedknees

THANK GOD

lullychi

Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

Don’t ask me why

@slingbees

Showed this to my boyfriend while I'm dying laughing and hes like fuck it I'm killing him. Then he starts up the, side note I didnt finish it yet xD.

twyrine

once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”

so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.